Tag: Joe Harris

I’m getting myself hyped for Joe Harris in the three-point contest. I know, as a Bucks fan, that I should be rooting for Khris Middleton, but that dude doesn’t even really deserve to be there (Davis Bertans fans keep calling me out for not bringing up his shootout snub so here we are: Bertans got…

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I feel cheated right now. Cheated and abused. Joe Harris hit seven three-pointers in the first half of this game. He was on pace to tie or break the NBA record. However, instead of doing that very attainable thing, he didn’t make a three-pointer in the second half. In fact, he only attempted ONE shot…

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This is Joe Harris’ SEVENTH nineteen-point game of the season. Seventh! I’m starting to think that he’s doing this on purpose to torment me, because he knows that I consider a twenty-point game to be way more exciting than a nineteen-point game. There’s no other reason why he would fail to break through the twenty-point…

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This is the sixth game this season that Joe Harris has scored nineteen points. What’s his problem, anyway? Does he not realize that twenty points is way better than nineteen, due to twenty being in the “twenties” and nineteen being in the “teens”? Is he too stupid to know how math works? Does he not…

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In a fair and just world, the three-point shootout over All-Star weekend would simply be the 8 best three-ballers in the league by percentage. No popularity contests, no meme Euro players unless they earned it, no Allen Iversons stinking it up, just the best of the best from the NBA. Right now, the top 8…

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The jubilation that the Nets commentators should have had for Joe Harris and his game-winner was ruined by whoever the clock operator is for the Brooklyn Nets. I don’t know if they’re a league employee or a team employee, so I don’t know who gets to mete out the punishment, but one thing I do…

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If you want, you can skip right to the part of the video that everyone has to see, Joe Harris’ circus shot at 0:59. That’s the shot that would make ESPN’s top 10 plays of the night, if ESPN still showed highlights and didn’t just have talking heads saying stupid stuff at each other back…

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At 45.3%, Joe Harris currently eighth in the NBA in three-point percentage among players who qualify. While 8th in the entire league is pretty good, I honestly expected that percentage to net him a higher spot. For example, last year, that same percentage would have been good for second in the league behind Darren Collison…

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On one hand, it’s cool that Joe Harris did much of his scoring in this game off the dribble. Maybe the defense was preventing him from getting to his preferred shooting spots, or maybe they were just closing out extra hard, forcing him to cut towards the basket instead of popping a three like he…

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Sometimes people do things they regret. When Joe Harris had 19 points at half-time, I posted some very regrettable posts to all my personal social media accounts. Basically, I told everybody that if Joe Harris didn’t score thirty, I would do the “Brandon Jennings Dance” on cam and post it for everybody to see. To…

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