If you lined up every player in the NBA and asked random people off the street to pick the one guy who wasn’t actually an NBA player, 99% of people would pick Joe Ingles as the impostor. The other 1% would pick Tyler Ulis. But most people would look at The Big Didgeridoo’s flabby arms,…
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Joe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)
Jinglin’ Joe Ingles AKA “Slow Joe” AKA “Sloppy Joe” AKA “The Big Didgeridoo” had four assists and four steals to go with his eighteen points, but I didn’t feel like showing them. First, four assists is simply not enough. Second, I never show steals on purpose unless it’s Marcus Smart getting eight of them so…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2016)
I’m sick and tired of people hating on Joe Ingles. It’s disgusting, the things people are saying about him. The current catchphrase of NBA fandom must be “Joe Ingles is a bitch” by this point, because of how ubiquitous that phrase is. So what if he wants to win a ring? Is that a crime…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2016)
It is time for Joe Ingles to impart some of his Australian wisdom on Dante Exum. The most important topic for the wisdom to cover would be “how to play effective basketball despite being a crappy player”. There is no reason that Jinglin’ Joe should be in the league. None. He is the perfect person…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2016)
The more things change, the more they stay the same. We have a whole new NBA season with all the unexpectedness that implies, yet Joe Ingles remains still the least-NBA-looking player of any player in the NBA. Check out Jinglin’ Joe’s drives to the basket in this game. How did those even work? He was…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 15 Points/6 Steals Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
Is there any player in the NBA who looks less like an NBA player than Joe Ingles? There probably are a few who are just as hangdog and flabby, but it really struck me while making this vid that Jinglin’ Joe looks like that barely-mobile fat dude at the Y, at least compared to the…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 14 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
Joe “No Habla” Ingles is indisputably the most hangdog-looking player in the NBA. From the perpetual circles under his eyes, to his diminished hair coverage, to his flabby, droopy cheeks, to the everpresent beginnings of a very ugly neckbeard on the underside of his chin, one has to wonder if there’s a reason Australia no…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2015)
The ROY race has suddenly become a lot closer as a previously forgotten foreigner casts his hat in the ring, ready to challenge the favorite, Andrew Wiggins. Take a look at these stats: Joe Ingles average (last 1 game): 18 points Andrew Wiggins average (last 70 games): 16 points These aren’t even advanced stats we’re…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2015)
One of the Jazz commentators mentioned a nickname for Joe Ingles that I had not yet heard: Slow Joe. Talk about lame. I can definitely improve upon that sad excuse for a moniker. Brace yourselves. “Slowppy Joe” Hell yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Let me walk you through the layers of this cunning creation….
Read MoreJoe Ingles 13 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2014)
I tried to get these highlights done during the halftime of the currently ongoing Bucks-Clippers game. Didn’t quite work, and now I have to write a description while trying to watch a live game in progress. How will this work?I know! Live-blogging my thoughts as the game goes along. Here we go! Come on Zaza,…
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