Attention females: Kelly Oubre Jr. isn’t even that good looking. He only looks good because, when he’s on the bench, he gets to sit between Andrew Nicholson who looks like a black smurf and Jason Smith who is totally balding. That’s the only reason. Take him out of his normal NBA habitat, and he becomes…
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Kelly Oubre 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Time for the Wizards to blow it up. They can keep John Wall, Kelly Oubre, and Jarell Eddie. And that’s it. Everyone else, trade those bums for picks or whatever else you can get. Fire Wittman, tell Grunfeld to clear out his office and then burn his office to the ground with him still clearing…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
The Wizards aren’t going to make the playoffs. That dream is dead, I don’t care how early it is in the season. Even if they managed to improve enough to snag the 8th seed or whatever, they’ll still get stomped by the Cavs. I’m not advocating tanking or anything. I’m just saying, why not put…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 11 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
I don’t even see what’s so good-looking about this guy. This “Kelly Oubre Junior”. Granted, I am a lot more apt to see beauty in female faces, and a lot of supposed handsome dudes look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame to me. I may not be the right dude to talk to about this….
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