I don’t even see what’s so good-looking about this guy. This “Kelly Oubre Junior”. Granted, I am a lot more apt to see beauty in female faces, and a lot of supposed handsome dudes look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame to me. I may not be the right dude to talk to about this.
But what else am I supposed to say about Kelly? I don’t know anything about him other than that he had a good game before the games started counting for something, and he’s widely regarded as having superior looks. He has a girls name. That’s something. We’re up to three things that DownToBuck knows about Kelly Oubre. He (Kelly, not DownToBuck) plays for the Wizards. That’s four!
And… I’m out of things.