Sunlight filtering through the blinds woke Kemba up earlier than he wanted. Putting “acquire blackout shades” on his mental list of around-the-house projects that he would need to complete sometime, he blearily reached for his phone to check his messages. He had plenty of messages, both from old teammates as well as a few of…
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Kemba Walker All 260 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“This is our new practice facility,” said Celtics GM Danny Ainge as he led his newest acquisition through the front door of the Auerbach Center. “Just opened last year. Only the finest amenities.” Kemba Walker wondered why Danny was seemingly so focused on trying to impress him. The sign-and-trade had already happened. There was no…
Read MoreKemba Walker 24 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2015)
This is a fun video to watch, if your definition of “fun” encompasses a midget point guard taking a bunch of swaggy pull-up jumpshots. I personally don’t care for Kemba Walker’s style of play, but I can watch this video and pretend that he never misses any of the dumb shots he takes. There is…
Read MoreKemba Walker 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2014)
Is Kemba Walker just a shorter version of Dion Waiters? They’re two guys who are in love with bad shots despite having the speed and ball-handling skills to get any shot they want. They can both get teammates involved when they feel like it, which isn’t very often. Both are currently shooting sub-30% from three,…
Read MoreKemba Walker 28 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)
You may have heard that the Bobcats are going to change their name back to the Hornets. Neither name is very good, couldn’t they come up with something unique to the Charlotte area? Anyway, that’s not the real problem. The real problem is that they are also going back to the old colors as well,…
Read MoreKemba Walker 28 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2013)
DownToBuck is a man. A man who admits his mistakes. After Kemba’s first year in the league, I thought he was going to suck forever. An unconscionable chucker whose career percentage from the field would never eclipse 40%. Allen Iverson 0.5. I was mistaken. Kemba Walker is pretty bad, but he has shown the ability…
Read MoreKemba Walker Career High 35 Points (6 Threes) Full Highlights (1/21/2013)
Remember when Kemba Walker had a historically bad rookie season in terms of shooting? Yeah. That was a blast. Except for Bobcats fans. But everyone else loved it. But now he is, get this, an actually good player! I didn’t really expect this. I mean, yeah, he’s still a total chucker, but now he shoots…
Read MoreKemba Walker 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/3/12)
High volume chuckers who are good on the college level don’t normally translate very well to the NBA. Kemba Walker is no exception, shooting an absolutely abysmal 36.6 percent from the field last year. But his percentages, like the Bobcats, are better this year (correlation does not imply causation, except when it does). He’s now…
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