Kim’s Ass – DownToBuck

Kris Humphries 12 Points Full Highlights (5/4/2016)

Coach Bud walked down to the end of the bench. “Kris. Kris! Hey, get ready to check in!” Kris Humphries did not react to his coach’s words in any way. He sat statuelike on the bench, blankly gazing forward. Play continued in front of him, but his eyes did not follow the action; instead, they…

Kris Humphries 18 Points Suns Debut Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

Kris Humphries, feeling more than a little nervous, walked into the Suns locker room for the first time. He was not good at speaking to large groups of new people, but his message was too important to go unsaid. When he entered, a number of Suns player looked ready to introduce themselves, but Kris headed…

Kris Humphries 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2015)

“Are you really sure about this? Seems kind of in poor taste to me.” Kelly Oubre said, looking doubtfully at the watermelons. Bradley Beal smirked as John Wall, standing next to him, nodded vigorously. “Poor taste? Who cares? We’re gonna really make Kris look like a fool this time, and you’re just the guy to…

Kris Humphries 21 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2015)

Andre Miller had stayed late signing autographs. When he got to the locker room, there was nobody there. He sat down in his locker to start taking off his shoes. Since there was nobody to talk to, he instead looked around idly at his surroundings. The locker next to his, which was Kris’, was fully…

Kris Humphries 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2014)

John Wall and Bradley Beal were giggling like schoolchildren. “This is too mean. Too mean! Which means we had to do it.” Bradley said through laughter. “We really didn’t have a choice, I agree. How do I look?” his teammate responded, looking at himself in the locker room mirror. John Wall was dressed in a…

Kris Humphries 16 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)

Staring blankly at his phone, Kris Humphries tried in vain to process the picture in front of him. There, looking right back at him like a grocery bag containing two watermelons, was his ex-girlfriend’s rear end. That butt was supposed to be for his and his eyes only. That had been one of their wedding-day…