Los Angeles Lakers – DownToBuck

Talen Horton-Tucker 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (5/12/2021)

https://youtu.be/E9SkOxM2StI Talen Horton-Tucker has been a nice holdover for the Lakers while they deal with absence of LeBron “NoDefense SuckBalls” James AKA Jabroni Lames. Sure, the Lakers haven’t looked great in this LeBron-less stretch, but at least they have this twenty-year old combo guard making things exciting for them while they pray to God to…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 29 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2021)

https://youtu.be/MaVPNWxbtq8 I just want everybody to know that I have a day off from work today, and my day off is being RUINED by Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and his annoying tendency to score amounts of points which qualify him for highlight videos. There are a million other things I’d rather be doing with my time right…

Talen Horton-Tucker Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/dc4j_XoiTYA I keep hearing people talk about Talen Horton-Tucker’s play during the preseason as some kind of transcendent display of scoring prowess. At least one person (possibly more) has made comments on my videos to that effect, and now the ESPN announcers are bringing it up as well. That’s getting me a bit intrigued: just…

Talen Horton-Tucker 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/yoepUUIE92I Honestly, I should just make a vow to myself to never upload highlight videos of Lakers players ever again. The OFFICIAL DTB POLICIES AND PROCEDURES MANUAL has a few blank pages at the end for me to write in new policies as I come up with them, so it’s totally within my capabilities to…

Talen Horton-Tucker 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/Jl17YI2xAas I can’t even remember the amount of Laker player videos I’ve made this season. It might be zero. Scrolling down their roster, all their good players are disqualified from my channel for one reason or another, leaving only underwhelming role-players like Markieff Morris, Alex Caruso, and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope. The role-players on the Lakers are…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 17 Points/1 Championship Full Highlights (10/11/2020)

In the months that followed my hiring as “janitorial shift manager” at the NBA headquarters, I laid low and did my assigned work without complaint. During all those lonely evenings, where I supervised a crew of four janitors but also selflessly undertook any cleaning projects that were exceptionally distasteful or onerous, I engaged in discreet…

Markieff Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (10/4/2020)

Now is a perfect time to give a shout-out to all the Laker fans out there for giving my channel’s view counts a huge boost in the immediate aftermath of Markieff Morris getting acquired by the Lakers. Those videos of Markieff Morris playing for the Pistons were totally dead in the water from a view…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 18 Points Full Highlights (9/18/2020)

It sucks, but this is what has to pass for highlights during the ‘offs. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope scoring 18 points. If this had happened during the regular season, I would have ignored it without a second thought. My time is too valuable to be wasting it making vids of KCP not even scoring 20. And a…

Alex Caruso 16 Points Full Highlights (9/10/2020)

Alex Caruso is closing out games now. He’s part of the Lakers’ closing lineup when they want to put a game away. The championship-contending, maybe even championship-favorite, Lakers. How crazy is that? Remember, we’re talking about Alex Caruso here. The guy who is most beloved for his lack of skin pigmentation, his lack of hair,…

Alex Caruso 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (9/4/2020)

You know things have gone somewhat wrong for the Lakers when Alex Caruso is the third leading scorer for them in a playoff game. That’s not the gameplan going in. It’s not like Vogel is like “okay, LeBron, you do your thing, AD, back him up, but my idea for tonight is to make sure…