It remains very un-legal and very un-cool that the Lakers were allowed to acquire Danny Green. He’s, like, the perfect role player for any championship team (just ask the Spurs, but don’t ask the Cavaliers). Everyone who knows anything about the NBA already knows why, so I’ll keep it short: he shoots threes, and he…
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Avery Bradley 21 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)
I want Avery Bradley to score the same amount of points (roughly 16 PPG per game) as he was scoring for the Grizzlies. Somehow, he needs to take control of the offense to the point that his unstoppable midrange jimbo becomes demonstrably unstoppable rather than theoretically unstoppable. Bradley will have to step on some toes…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
When I saw that Avery Bradley has sixteen points in the first quarter of this game, my response was not one of hypeitude. Instead, I grimaced and braced myself for a thirty-burger from Bradley that would bring considerable amounts of joy and cockiness to Lakers fans who don’t require significant amounts of either of those…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 18 Points/3 Blocks/1 Three Full Highlights (1/20/2020)
Unlike most JaVale McGee highlight videos, which are a smorgasbord of audiovisual excitement, this one seems kind of…muted. I think it’s partially because Marv Albert and Chris Webber are not the most over-the-top excitable commentary duo out there, but it’s mostly because the Lakers just got booty-blasted basically from start to finish in this one….
Read MoreDanny Green 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
Do you think Danny Green, JaVale McGee and LeBron James loudly compare their championship rings in the locker room to piss off the rest of their ringless teammates? Especially players like Dwight Howard and Anthony Davis who have had long, productive careers but haven’t won it all yet? Like, Green casually shows McGee his hand…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
Much hilarity was dispersed across the internetubes a week ago when one of the Lakers commentary dudes accidentally called Kentavious Caldwell-Pope by the last name “Caldwell-Poop”. However, I must share some credit for the hilarity given that I have been using that nickname for KCP since his Pistons days. I was disappointed to see that…
Read MoreTroy Daniels 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
Troy Daniels cemented his position in the Lakers’ “big three” (accompanied by LeBron James and Quinn Cook) with this sizzling seventeen-point shooting performance off the bench (there’s no rule that says that players who are part of a “big three” can’t come off the bench). Daniels has been quiet this season, rarely getting large amounts…
Read MoreQuinn Cook 22 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
When LeBron James said he was going to create “the best big three f***ing ever” with Khem Birch and Luke Babbitt, the league quaked. Such a star-studded trio would immediately usher in a new Lakers dynasty. Rival GMs all around the league immediately drew up their tanking plans. Thankfully for fans of parity everywhere, that…
Read MoreDanny Green 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/3/2020)
Danny Green has always been low usage, but when he’s in the starting lineup with two other superstars (LeBron James and JaVale McGee) it seems like his usage somehow gets even lower. Statlines of 8/2/1 or similar, accrued in 25 minutes, are not uncommon for Green. He has just three 20-point games on the season,…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2020)
There was a time where I clowned Avery Bradley for his overreliance on midrange jumpers. That time was before I started this channel, I think, because I can’t find any evidence of me dissing him for shooting too many of those things in my comprehensive description archive. That’s good. I wouldn’t want my old opinions…
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