While making these highlights, all I could think about was “what happened to Jordan Hill’s hair?” It’s like he tried to turn his dreads into one of those “fancy” hairstyles, but he didn’t have a mirror or another person to help him so he just kind of piled and twisted his hair in every direction….
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Kent Bazemore 17 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2014)
Kent Bazemore has shown himself to be a potent scorer with the ability to lock down his man when he feels like it. However, he will never be taken seriously by fans or opponents. Why? He has a babyface. Look how chubby his cheeks are! Isn’t he the cutest little Laker ever? I just want…
Read MoreRyan Kelly 17 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/30/2014)
If you pay attention to trivial sports news like any good sports fan, you may have seen a recent headline that grabbed a few people’s attention for a small amount of time: “Metta World Peace Compares Ryan Kelly To Kevin Durant”. This might seem outlandish until you read what Metta World Peace thinks about other…
Read MoreChris Kaman 28 Points/17 Rebounds/6 Assists Full Highlights
The start of the Lakers game against the Suns was a perfect microcosm of Chris Kaman’s existence. He took a ton of shots and played absolutely no defense. That’s what he does usually, but this time it was especially pronounced. When that ball touches his hands, he almost always looks to score. Sometimes he’ll look…
Read MoreXavier Henry 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/25/2014)
The mood in the locker room was jubilant. Coming off a huge win over the Knicks, all the members of the Lakers squad were celebrating. Somebody had gotten some champagne from somewhere, and it was being sprayed everywhere as if they had just won a championship. “And then when Xavier got his own missed free…
Read MoreXavier Henry 24 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2014)
Xavier Henry was a cool redemption story early in the season, wowing Lakers fans with a reckless driving attack and murderous dunks (R.I.P. Jeff Withey). But then he got injured and the world forgot about him again. Until now. Behold as Xavier scores 24 points on a mere 22 shots! Witness as well the sick…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 16 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2014)
Kent Bazemore’s true colors are showing. He doesn’t want to be a defensive specialist off the bench. He wants to be an offensive centerpiece, the kind of guy who takes tons of shots. Who can blame him? When I play basketball I want to score. I don’t want to try and stop the other guy….
Read MoreRyan Kelly 24 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2014)
If you want your basketball to contain lots of scoring and not so much of that other thing, then you’d better turn on the Lakers every chance you get. D’Antoni has always been known as offensively minded coach; but his team is not even trying a little bit on defense anymore. They can put up…
Read MoreKent Bazemore Career High 23 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (3/4/2014)
Is Bazemore this year’s Tobias Harris? Contending team (Warriors) trades him and another so-called “scrub” (MarShon Brooks) to a tanking team in exchange for a washed-up veteran who is supposed to help them in the playoffs (Steve Blake). Then the traded player gets to his new team and starts going nuts, displaying scoring ability that…
Read MoreJodie Meeks 21 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/3/2014)
Jodie Meeks is a great three point shooter. We all knew that. But he can now open up his text editor of choice, load up that resume, and add a new skill: totally sick and prodigious dunkmaster. This video can be included as a reference. Who doesn’t love it when guards throw down poster dunks?…
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