“Our power is growing. I can feel it,” said Luke Babbitt, seemingly talking to an empty locker room. “It is as I told you. The longer I get, the better you shoot,” replied Luke’s hair. “Monty, the vile minutes-reducer, will pay dearly for his insolence. When you were benched, I could feel the anger glowing…
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Luke Babbitt 15 Points/4 Twos Full Highlights (2/9/2015)
Luke “Alloy of Tin, Copper, and Antimony” Babbitt is another one of those things called a “three-point specialist”. To illustrate his specialness, take a look at this stat: prior to this game, he was shooting 18% from two-point range. You can forget about all that now. It turns out that Anthony Davis was really holding…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/6/2014)
This always happens to me. Somebody starts getting hot at the beginning of the first quarter, and I start imagining how awesome the highlight video will be when they carry that hot performance through all four quarters. Babbitt had nine points in the first five minutes, paving the way for his first-ever 50-point game. Then…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2014)
Carefully sliding the comb through his hair, Luke Babbitt gazed intently into the locker-room mirror. It was imperative that he took good care of his hair, because… “Great game tonight, Luke,” said his hair, communicating directly with the speech-processing lobes of his brain. “Coach is going to give us more minutes for sure now.” “We…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2014)
This is the end, friends. I had a great time making all these highlight videos for you, and writing the accompanying descriptions to inform and amuse, but I have now accomplished my goals regarding this channel. I started this project with one singular purpose: to show Luke Babbitt scoring a career high. Sure, I made…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 11 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2014)
Luke “Babbers” Babbitt might have the ugliest haircut in the NBA. Actually, it’s a tie between him and Andrei Kirilenko; both have the “hair helmet” thing going, and both of them look stupid. News flash: it’s not the 60’s anymore, half the Beatles are dead, and mod fashion is no longer what’s “in”. Now, if…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 12 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2013)
Luke Babbitt amassed 12 points against the Lakers. You can guess how those points were scored. Really? “5 Dunks, 2 of them and-ones.” What a stupid answer. Come on. The correct answer is “4 Threes”. I really thought that this would be Babbitt’s year. He must have some serious deficiencies in his game, because he…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt 14 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2012)
Luke “Babbers” Babbitt is what some people might call a “three-point specialist”. I would say the most apt comparison for him is a white(r) Matt Bonner. He scored 14 points against the bricktastic Nuggets, a game notable for being the last NBA contest of the 3rd age of man. As you know, today, December 21st,…
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