Luke Kennard – Page 4

Luke Kennard 16 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)

The Pistons are getting to the point where they should give up trying to win games and just develop some talent for next year. Note that this different from tanking. They are way too far ahead (behind) of the other tanking teams for additional losing to help their draft slot. There is a subtle difference…

Luke Kennard 18 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Pistons fans like to complain that their team drafted Luke Kennard instead of Donovan Mitchell, who went the next selection, but let’s take a look at the factual facts as provided by the boxscore of this game: Donovan Mitchell: 13 points. Luke Kennard: 18 points. Wow, would you look at that. Who’s the bust now?…

Luke Kennard 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Maybe pointing this out is a giveaway that I regularly run out of material for my descriptions, but I just noticed for the first time that Luke Kennard is balding. Like, really balding. It’s bad, folks. I’m estimating 1% hairline loss each game that he plays, but that’s a conservative number. It could be more….

Luke Kennard 13 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

Luke Kennard finds ways to get his shot off. It’s a stereotype for people with his melanin levels, but he’s “crafty”. If he just tried shooting it inside the paint without doing a move or five first, it would never work. His release is too low, and he can’t jump high enough to make up…

Luke Kennard 16 Points/1 Quarter Full Highlights (1/19/2018)

Luke Kennard did almost all of his damage in the last half of the fourth quarter in this one. He hit a three early, and then tried to will the Pistons to a victory with his sweet shooting stroke and incredible, blinding whiteness. It didn’t work. Next time, start a little earlier buddy. Being clutch…

Luke Kennard 13 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

This is Luke Kennard’s second dunk of the season, if you believe basketball-reference which I do because what other choice do I have, really? The first one was against the Heat, where Kennard also scored thirteen points but for some reason I didn’t make a highlight video. So, first of all I want to apologize…

Luke Kennard 20 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)

Does Luke “Groundwalker” Kennard look like Peyton Manning or is that just me? I swear this isn’t one of those “all white people look the same” deals. I think it’s his forehead. That thing’s like a fivehead except for the little wisp of hair he’s got covering it. But even if he does look a…

Luke Kennard 12 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

Doing a quick delve into the treasure trove of information that basketball-reference provides, I found a little tidbit that perfectly validates my conception of Luke Kennard: he’s shooting over 50% on midrange shots, a stat which jives with all the highlight videos I’ve made for him up to this point, since all those videos show…

Luke Kennard 14 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2017)

The Pistons, expectedly or unexpectedly, are winning a bunch of games right now. For me, I’m going to go with “unexpectedly”, because I figured they were gonna be the same kinda-okay 8th seed that they always are. I don’t know the reasons for their sudden improvement, but I do know that it sucks for Luke…

Luke Kennard 11 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (10/20/2017)

Stan Van Gundy is not wasting any time in confusing Pistons fans (and Pistons players) with his unpredictable rotations that are most likely a result of a self-made artificial intelligence which attempts to analyse Twitter posts. Luke Kennard did not play in the first game of the season; instead, Stanley Johnson (who was in the…