Marco Belinelli 20 Points Hawks Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

It’s good to see that yet another change of scenery for Marco Belinelli hasn’t impacted his outlook on the game of basketball and the way he wants to play it. From the video evidence presented in this highlights package, we can clearly see that Marco still loves to take three-pointers on the run, and that…

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Marco Belinelli 21 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2017)

I’m pretty sure Marco Belinelli has the worst shot selection in the league. Worse even than Nic Batum, with whom he combines to form the chuckeriest small forward tandem in the league. Every time I see Belinelli play, his preferred play is to run to a spot, receive the ball, and take a jumper no…

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Marco Belinelli 19 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2016)

You can practically feel the anxiety exuding from my selected thumbnail image. Marco Belinelli, after a made shot, checking to make sure that his hair is still there, and, more importantly, is ruffled enough to give it the illusion of thickness – to cover up the bald spot that is rapidly forming there. Marco thinks…

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Marco Belinelli 22 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/19/2016)

Marco Belinelli hasn’t been the same since he left the Spurs. Heck, maybe it goes even further back than that. Has he ever recovered from winning the three-point shootout? He had a brief spurt of success after that particular All-Star Weekend, but by the playoffs was barely doing anything. He was pretty broken with Sacramento,…

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Marco Belinelli 28 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Watching the Kings makes me sad. It’s like watching those turn-of-the-millennium Bucks teams except instead of Anthony Mason ruining everything it’s Demarcus Cousins, who is way more talented, which makes it worse, and way more of a nut, which makes it way worse. I try not to subject myself to their games too often. Only…

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Marco Belinelli 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/28/2014)

The Spurs are contenders. Again. Surprised? Obviously not. Everyone saw this coming. The big names are still playing, for the most part, at their established level. Tim Duncan took Father Time and slapped him in the nads. Tony Parker’s floater game is so refined that looking directly at it causes blindness. Manu Ginobili pretends that…

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Marco Belinelli 20 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2014)

Marco Belinelli sat on his couch, laptop in lap, glass of Merlot in hand. Directing his browser to youtube.com, he searched “marco belinelli, today”. He always liked to keep track of what people were saying about him on various social media sites. As usual, some unrelated stuff came up first. Random Spurs videos with him…

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Marco Belinelli 19 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/29/2013)

My phone rang. Taking a break from splitting and splicing clips of Mirza Teletovic, I answered. “Mr. ToBuck speaking.” A nervous-sounding Italian man was on the other end. “DTB, this is Marco,” he started. As soon as he said his name, I knew what he was after. “I understand you have a video of me…

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Marco Belinelli 19 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2013)

♫ “I love-a making my-a pasta and my pizza,” ♪ sang Marco as he chopped scallions in his kitchen. ♫ “Scallions and garlic, so delicious-a!” ♪ Now he walked over to his stove, where a small pot of tortellini was boiling. ♫ “Tortellini! Spaghetti! Fettuccine! Hey! Marco’s-a cooking some-a fantastico food-a!” ♪ Marco did a…

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Marco Belinelli 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/10/2013)

Dear Marco, I’m sorry I broke into your house and ate all your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Everyone makes mistakes. Also, if you could send me your real crostini recipe that would be great. The one I stole from your house sucks. I think you planted it so that I would not discover the genuine recipe….

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