Brook Lopez is a total offensive stud, but he isn’t what the Nets need right now. They need to trade him for a ragtag assortment of four or so players, then start Plumlee. The Masonic Temple has given us several reasons why he is better than the fragile Broke Lopez: -Regularly catches lobs -Durable; Lopez…
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Mason Plumlee All 116 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Weeks before the 2013-14 NBA season was due to start, brothers Miles and Mason Plumlee were drinking root beers outside their childhood home in Warsaw, Indiana. “I bet I dunk it way more than you next season,” Miles boasted. “The Suns are tanking next season and they’re not going to want to go out and…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 16 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/5/2014)
Mason Plumlee has already separated himself from the pack of his fellow rookies with his ability to do nothing except dunk. He might be the most successful out of all of them at performing within his role. The Nets don’t need him to shoot jumpers, handle the ball, or do post moves. They just need…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/21/2014)
Excuse me while I reflect upon the gross injustice of my life. Okay, I’m back. It is absurdly unfair that Mason Plumlee gets to dunk, but I don’t. He’s not a better person than I am. It’s not like he single-handedly saved a bunch of orphans from a burning orphanage, and that’s why he gets…
Read MoreMason Plumlee Career High 22 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/9/2014)
I don’t even know who Brook Lopez is. Is he a basketball player? It doesn’t matter. Mason Plumlee is the future. He is the light that will guide the Nets out of the darkness. There’s just one problem. He turns really pink out there. Like, Gordon Hayward levels of pinkness. After a few minutes of…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/16/2013)
Sad story time. Get your tissues ready for deployment. So, Saturday nights are date night in the DownToBuck household. It’s not my idea, but my girl thinks its fun, so whatever. She’s pretty hot and I want to keep her around. Last night she said she wanted to see the ballet. Swan Lake or something,…
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