One of the problems that the Bucks have is that they can’t decide which backup-level point guard they want to actually start games. They can either start Matthew Dellavedova, who has been slumping ever since he was cruelly ripped away from his BFF forever and close confidante LeBron James, or they can start Malcolm Brogdon,…
Read MoreTag: Matthew Dellavedova
Matthew Dellavedova 18 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2016)
This video must have the highest floaters-to-normal shots ratio in any highlight video I have ever made (since I have yet to make any kind of floaterilation). Usually Delly will supplement his savvy floater game with some three pointers, but in this video we get like one Chris Paul-esque midrange jumper and then it’s just…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
On the surface, Matthew Dellavedova looks like a perfect fit for the Bucks feat. Point-Giannis. Delly doesn’t need the ball all the time, he plays defense without even needing to be told to, and he has a pretty decent three-ball. Great! There’s only one problem: He shoots floaters all the time! As we all know,…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 20 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2015)
You guys are so lucky. Hear that part at around the one minute mark? The part where Austin Carr melodiously moans “Delly, Delly, Delly!”? Yeah, I was seriously considering looping that audio clip throughout the entire duration of the video at a low volume, but still loud enough to be unsettling. Nothing implies “total mental…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 17 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2015)
Down under, mate. Matthew Dellavedova is didgeridoo abo Sydney Opera House. When he kangaroo internet-censorship, the Cavaliers are Foster’s gasoline-sniffing noice. Boomerang. No one expected that he would NBL prison-colony vegemite sandwich. If Matthews, instead, Burke and Wills shrimp on the barbie mate, there would be a backlash in the form of high-cost-of-living small-tits-are-illegal Cyclone…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/23/2015)
Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova turned a lot of heads in last year’s finals. Suddenly, people other than Australians knew who he was! How did Matthew benefit from this newfound recognition? -He doesn’t even need to put on his fake Australian accent to get girls to sleep with him -People refer to him as “Curry Killer”,…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 19 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2015)
Regular season Delly is content to play his role on the team. Playoff Delly is an entirely different beast, a beast who only desires to watch Kyrie get injured so that he can take over the entire game. This “Playoff Delly” is a result of a series of botched electroshock treatments and misperformed surgeries to…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 18 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)
Matthew Dellavedova watched the ceiling tiles scroll past him. “You know what, doc, actually, I feel totally fine,” he said as he struggled weakly against the straps holding him against the rolling hospital bed. “No, you’re not fine, Matthew. Your team’s rehab efforts have failed, for the most part. Your body still craves the drugs….
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 14 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2015)
LeBron James and Tristan Thompson stood nervously outside of Matthew Dellavedova’s apartment door, talking in hushed tones. “You got the plan, Bron? Run in, grab the target, restrain him, and take him to rehab. Simple. He might be hostile, but we should be able to handle him.” Tristan Thompson toyed with the duplicated key in…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 14 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2014)
Mike Brown looked at his watch, annoyed. “Where the hell is Delly? That guy’s been flakier than Frosted Flakes lately! He can’t just not show up to the pregame shoot-around!” Dion Waiters was concerned. He thought he knew what was up, but kept his mouth shut for the time being. He had not told anyone…
Read More