Memphis Grizzlies – DownToBuck

Killian Tillie 16 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/zTU8ve8lQsM Casual viewers of the Memphis Grizzlies may have found themselves confused at points this season: they would see John Konchar on the court, okay, that’s normal, but then ANOTHER John Konchar would appear on the court so that there were two John Konchars, or maybe the camera would cut to a shot of a…

John Konchar Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (5/11/2021)

https://youtu.be/bCHejMy8GL4 At the end of last season, I uploaded what many consider to be the magnum opus of my highlight-making career: a John Konchar bucketilation, showcasing all 23 of his field goals from the 2019-20 season. Over five thousand people watched that video. That expansive viewership only confirms what we already knew: that John Konchar…

Desmond Bane 22 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2021)

https://youtu.be/93BamHOmWZQ Desmond Bane was a four-year college player. I just confirmed it by going to his basketball-reference page and gazing at his stats from Texas Christian University (the same college that Thunder superstar/afro-mullet-owner Kenrich Williams played for), but even if I hadn’t confirmed that particular fact, I would have been able to tell you with…

De’Anthony Melton 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/TnOaY77bm1w De’Anthony Melton AKA DeMelto Anthony wasn’t even a good three-point shooter last season: 28.6% on 2.3 attempts per game. That percentage is low enough that he probably shouldn’t have even been shooting them. But this season, he’s shooting a mind-blowing 46.3% on 4.1 attempts per game. That’s an insane amount of improvement from one…

Xavier Tillman 18 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/lUYsKP3oTB0 I have to say, I was SHOOK when I procured a closeup of Xavier Tillman’s face for use in the thumbnail image of this highlight video. SHOOK to my CORE. The reason for the shookage? It’s simple, really. Tillman looks old. Way too old for a rookie. Tillman was a three-year college player, so…

Grayson Allen 26 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2021)

https://youtu.be/w9mdbKpZhUk It’s a good thing I didn’t watch much of this game between the Grizzlies and the Bucks, because I don’t think I would’ve been able to handle Grayson Allen dominating my team while frickin’ GRINNING the whole time. I’ve never really understood all the hate that Allen has been receiving throughout his basketball career,…

Grayson Allen 30 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2021)

https://youtu.be/hRw17Mnj12U During his years playing for Duke at the college level, and perhaps to a lesser extent also during his NBA career, Grayson Allen has gained a reputation. An UNSAVORY reputation. A reputation as a quote-unquote dirty player. How much of this reputation was earned due to unsportsmanlike acts on the court (involving the entanglement…

De’Anthony Melton 23 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2021)

https://youtu.be/KQ6fpwQwPtQ It’s sad to say, but in my state of semi-retirement, I find that I have completely (and possibly… irrevocably???) lost my ability to remember where all the apostrophes in NBA players’ names go. It wasn’t always my strongest area of NBA knowledge, but over time I developed an extremely solid understanding of which NBA…

Desmond Bane 20 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2021)

https://youtu.be/Aj0461U1KkQ I have a new business opportunity for Desmond Bane that is so guaranteed to upend the entire business world that I’m willing to share the idea with him for free. That’s how altruistic I am. Rather than hoard this idea and try to sell it to him, I’m just going to straight up let…

Jonas Valanciunas 29 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/10/2021)

https://youtu.be/IEBz315xrmY Attention future people who randomly encounter this video located on a shattered fragment of YouTube’s servers while scrounging for salvageable materials in the wake of the Great Tri-axial Nuclear War of 2032: no, I have no idea why Jonas Valanciunas wasn’t ever selected to be an All-Star despite being a certified beefmonster. While I’ve…