Jonas Valanciunas 21 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

The Grizzlies have now lost all four of their bubble games, and their chances of making the playoffs get slimmer with each disappointing defeat. It’s clearly time for a drastic change in strategy. Having Dillon Brooks chuck isn’t the strategy that is going to earn them a postseason berth. Since this is a Jonas Valanciunas…

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Ja Morant 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

The ‘Zlies are collapsing. Not collapsing hard enough to cost Ja Morant the ROTY of the Year award (which is the only thing ‘Zlies fans should be caring about right now), no collapse is big enough for that to happen, but collapsing in such a way that their chances at the playoffs are now in…

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Dillon Brooks 23 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

At this point, the only reason I make Dillon Brooks videos anymore is because I KNOW that the thumbnails are going to be good. The video itself isn’t going to be good, and the video description isn’t going to be good, but the thumbnail image? Guaranteed goodness. Remember, all three of those things are equal…

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Grayson Allen 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

Big props going out right now to Grayson Allen. He really seemed like one of those players who would be pretty fun and good in college, but whose game would completely fail to translate, leaving him either toiling in the G-League, scraping around for 10-days, or playing for some team in Europe and having a…

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Jaren Jackson Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)

Jaren Jackson had two rebounds in this game. Two. That’s it. In 31 minutes. That’s not a lot of rebounds. That’s a Brook Lopez amount of rebounds. He also scored a Brook Lopez amount of points, but that’s beside the point right now. Remember: this is the NBA. If you want rebounds, rebounds can be…

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Grayson Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)

Grayson Allen looks like the kind of dude who would write a manifesto. Am I the only one seeing this? He’s got “manifesto-writer” written all over his face and probably the rest of his body too. You think about dudes who have written manifestos in the past, and then you think about Grayson Allen, and…

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Ja Morant 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (8/2/2020)

Fourth quarter Ja Morant does it again. At this point, I’m not even sure that he’s aware of the existence of the other three quarters. He must think those are all just warmups/shootarounds for the twelve minutes of “real game” that happen during the fourth quarter. With eleven points in the fourth quarter, after scoring…

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Grayson Allen 15 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)

This video would’ve been a lot better had they not taken away one of Grayson Allen’s threes because of a Spurs foul that occurred right before he shot it. Like, RIGHT before. It was so close, why take away the points? I thought the whole point of modern-day NBA was to have the most inflated…

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Jaren Jackson 21 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)

Jaren Jackson Jr. has made a ton of ridiculous threes this season (be sure to check out my preemptively-uploaded three-ilation so you can see for yourself), but the one he hit tonight with 10 seconds left to tie the game was possibly the most ridiculous of all. You’re gonna get to see it pretty soon,…

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Brandon Clarke 21 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)

According to the Zlies’ commentators, who one would assume would be knowledgeable about such things, claimed in this game that Brandon Clarke was making some noise in the Sixth Man of the Year award race. Just to clear things up: no such noise is being produced by Clarke, or by anyone else, except for Grizzlies…

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