Tyreke “Reke of Putrefaction” Evans is probably too good for this channel, but I think I’m going to keep chugging along with him until he wins another ROTY of the Year award. He’s got to have more than one piece of NBA hardware in his trophy case before I leave him to the big boys….
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Tyreke Evans 30 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2017)
The good thing about the Grizzlies’ current situation (which is a talent-bereft roster, a known bad coach [J.B. “Joe Blob Dickerstaff” Bickerstaff], an injured star point guard, and a discontented star center) is that Tyreke “Reke of Putrefaction” Evans gets to constantly have throwback games to his rookie season. This is exactly the kind of…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 14 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Dillon Brooks was a second-round pick who came in and did enough of the right things that he’s been awarded the starting shooting guard job (unless Tyreke Evans is the SG, in which case Brooks has been awarded the starting small forward job). That’s the good news. The bad news is that there are few…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 25 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
I would like to share with you one of the innumerable comments I have received on my videos. This one occupies a very special place in my heart, a distinguished comment that separates itself from the others: “Pistons keep losing” Never before or since have I received such a profoundly sad comment. It came when…
Read MoreMario Chalmers 16 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
Since Mario Chalmers scored ten of his sixteen points in the fourth quarter, it’s not only fair, but it’s APPROPRIATE to say that he won the game for them. That the Grizzlies needed somebody to individually step up in order to beat the Hawks is another story, but for now we can just be happy…
Read MoreAndrew Harrison 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/13/2017)
Let’s be real here. You can’t expect a team that starts Andrew “32% shooting” Harrison to win any games, especially if the best players he gets to play with is a discontented, low-effort Marc Gasol and whoever the other good player who played for the Grizzlies in this game was. Maybe JaMychal Green. That’s just…
Read MoreAndrew Harrison 16 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
Andrew Harrison is the last of the Harrison twins still in the league. Aaron flamed out after barely getting to play last year, while Andrew, even while sucking, gets to play a bunch of backup PG for the Grizzlies. If I’m Aaron, I’m super pissed, because objectively, I’m the same quality player as my brother…
Read MoreBen McLemore 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/9/2017)
Ben McLemore boldly inserted himself into the immortal halls of basketball boneheadedness with a failed 360 dunk attempt in the second quarter of the Grizzlies’ game against the Raptors two days ago. A lot of people were quick to jump of McLemore for hotdogging in a game that was by no means over, and I…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 29 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)
Oof. Tough loss for the Grizzlies in this one. Things just aren’t going their way. Good news is, if they keep losing games they get to punch their ticket for Luka Doncic in the upcoming draft. Bad news is, losing really sucks. More bad news is that I can tell Marc Gasol is losing his…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 27 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
If I’m a Grizzlies fan, I’m going to think about going into hibernation over the winter. The identity that defined the Grizzlies in years past is gone, replaced by… Tyreke Evans putting up big numbers in losses. And Marc Gasol calling everyone out but nothing changing. Just a quick little hibernation sesh until Mike Conley…
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