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Tyreke Evans 31 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2017)

Tyreke Evans is playing the best basketball of his life right now. Here, in the 9th year of his career. He’s not quite the distributor that he once was forced to be, but his vastly improved scoring makes up for it. He’s setting a career high in both efficiency and volume. I didn’t expect this…

Ben McLemore 14 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

I just want Ben McLemore to be a solid bench contributor in the NBA. Is that so much to ask? The stardom that many had hoped for is not going to happen unless cybernetics are involved. But solid role-player solidity is still within reach. He has the tools: a smooth jumper and soaring springiness. I…

JaMychal Green 21 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

People often ask if this All-Star or that All-Star will be remembered 30, 40 years from know. It’s a good question, and it helps illustrate how fleeting NBA stardom can be, even if it seems incredibly radiant at this very moment. But a more pertinent question is this: will anyone remember JaMychal Green three years…

Deyonta Davis 14 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)

Much like the last (and only, before tonight) time I made a Deyonta Davis highlight package, the buckets contained within fail to elicit much excitement from me. Put more simply, they’re boring. All it is is Davis getting spoonfed looks right at the basket, finishing them in the lamest way possible. Can he create his…

Mario Chalmers 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

Remember when Chris Bosh yelled at Mario Chalmers while both were playing for the Heat? Remember the visceral feelings of sympathy you had for Chalmers, who always seemed so untalented and expendable next to this three superstar teammates? Remember how you thought that Bosh should understand that not everybody can play perfectly all the time,…

Chandler Parsons 17 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)

Whatever happens with Chandler Parsons’ career, I will never forget the time he dunked on JaVale McGee and then used his head as toilet paper. Parsons may be a shell of himself athletically, but all the layups in the world can’t take away that primal display. Speaking of layups, I hope you like them, because…

Tyreke Evans 27 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

I shouldn’t have to say this, but I know I have to. If anyone comments anything to the effect of “The occasion when you ejaculate but she continues performing fellatio”, referencing the thumbnail image for this Tyreke Evans highlight video, they will be met with a permanent ban from the entire Internet. I’ve been talking…

Dillon Brooks 19 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

If the Memphis Grizzlies had won this game and had Dillon Brooks been the reason for that win, I would’ve been majorly peeved. Peeved to the greatest extent. Brooks is a good rookie, nice all-around player, but if he had been the preeminent factor in a win over Milwaukee, well, that would suck because he’s…

Dillon Brooks 13 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

Dillon Brooks has screwed me up in two different ways. FIRST WAY HE SCREWED ME UP: I keep pronouncing Dillon as “Dill On” in my head even though it’s pronounced like Dylan (“Dill An”). SECOND WAY HE SCREWED ME UP: He scored nineteen in his NBA debut, throwing out of whack my proprietary algorithms for…

Tyreke Evans 26 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

I was thinking while making this vid about how hyped I would be if it was Jawun Evans scoring these 26 points instead of Tyreke Evans. Based on what I know about me, which is a lot, I’m pretty sure I would be inconsolably hyped. I don’t even really know who Jawun Evans is but…