As the immortal Kendrick Perkins said: “These motherfurglers are still the Sacramento Kings” You have to feel bad for their fans. This must have been a heartbreaking loss. Then you remember that crazy buzzer-beater Tyreke Evans had a couple years ago, and you don’t feel so bad for them anymore. Then you think about how…
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Kosta Koufos 14 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2014)
Kosta Koufos is one of those players you think about and say “Damn, he used to pretty good what happened to him is he dead?” You say that. I don’t. I know exactly what happened to him, and he’s absolutely still alive. Might as well be after being acquired by the Grizzlies, whose lack of…
Read MoreBeno Udrih 16 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2014)
I love doing highlights of foreign players. There is one inalienable truth about NBA highlights: citizens of a country who has produced an NBA player will watch any highlight of that player even if they don’t really like basketball. This holds true for any foreign national who has ever been in the NBA. Except Beno…
Read MoreCourtney Lee 22 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2014)
So, the Grizzlies are 5-0 to start the season. Raise your hand if you accurately predicted that this is how their year would start. I see you behind your monitor with you hand raised. Yes, you! You’d better put that hand back down before I burst out through your monitor to kick your ass. I…
Read MoreZach Randolph 25 Points/13 Rebounds Full Highlights (10/29/2014)
Checking his red polo shirt in the reflection of his car window, Zach Randolph smoothed out the creases and took a deep breath. Walking around to the back of the Krispy Kreme store, he found the service entrance. Sure that it would be locked, he tested the handle, which turned easily in his hand. Having…
Read MoreTony Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2014)
Good thing the Grizzlies won this game, because if they hadn’t, I fully believe that Tony Allen would be dead now, ambushed by a mob of enraged Grizzlies fans. Not only did he commit a stupid shooting foul on Westbrook to allow a four-point play at the end of regulation, he fouled at the end…
Read MoreMike Miller 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/14/2014)
Adam Silver has said that he’s willing to consider the idea of having just the top 16 teams make the playoffs, instead of the top 8 from each conference. This is a stupid idea, borne from Western Conference fans being upset that there is a team in the East who is making the playoffs with…
Read MoreMike Miller 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
If you ever want to heighten your already strong feelings of worthlessness, this video is necessary viewing: For those too lazy to click (which is everybody, including me), it’s basically a video of Mike Miller with no shirt on hitting a bunch of threes. Just a few seconds into it and my self-esteem plummeted into…
Read MoreJon Leuer 19 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
For the most part I agree with the decisions that the various coaching staffs around the league make. They’re the professionals. They know what’s best. I’m just a lazy internet commentator who sits around and scratches its nutsack all day. But I must take issue with the Grizzlies’ minute allotment. Namely the (lack of) playing…
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 21 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2014)
Tayshaun was stretched out on his sofa, attempting to give his back some much-needed relief, while also enjoying some Price is Right on the TV. His phone, sitting by itself on the coffee table, began to rang just as he was getting comfortable. “This better be important,” he grumbled as he stretched to grab the…
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