“Hey Quincy!” The large forward turned around to see a group of fans waving at him. One of them, a pudgy, smartly-dressed man, seemed to be the one who had addressed him. “Sucks that you guys lost, but you wanna come grab some barbecue with us?” Quincy was not one to turn down a fan….
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Quincy Pondexter 17 Points Full Highlights (5/19/2013)
I bet David Stern is so pissed right now. The Grizzlies and Spurs are the two teams in the West that are the least exciting to casual fans, and not only that, but the leading scorer for the Grizzlies in game 1 was some unknown scrub named Quincy Pondexter. How is the NBA supposed to…
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 15 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (4/30/2013)
On the continuum of NBA players, I’d put Tayshaun Prince somewhere between “savvy vet” and “glue guy”. His tiny weakling body can no longer hold up to the rigors of scoring a lot of points, so the Grizzlies don’t ask him to score. They only ask him to bring intangibles such as: -Grit and hustle…
Read MoreTony Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2013)
Tony Allen is known as a defensive specialist. He’s also known for showing off after the play was over with the Celtics, taking himself out of the playoffs with an MCL and ACL combo-injury sustained while dunking. An unfortunate event. Could have happened to anybody. But it happened to Allen, and now his knee is…
Read MoreJon Leuer 11 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
I’ve been waiting for a while to be able to do Jon Leuer highlights. He’s one of my fave players. Though, I must say, he was a lot better with the Bucks than what he’s shown so far this season. If he keeps up his current level, you can expect to see him playing in…
Read MoreQuincy Pondexter 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2013)
I don’t have anything to say about Quincy Pondexter. So I used my connections and scored some interviews with his Memphis teammates. I told them, “tell me about Quincy Pondexter.” Austin Daye: “Man, Q works so hard for us each day, he’s such a hard worker, he always gives 100% man.” Zach Randolph: “I don’t…
Read MoreJerryd Bayless 30 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2013)
Jerryd Bayless scored 8 points in less than a minute against the Celtics. If we extrapolate out, he should have scored way more than the paltry 30 he ended up with. I was ready, as were many others, to see Wilt’s record broken. You gotta step it up, Jerryd.
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/13/2013)
I’ve come to the conclusion that Tayshaun Prince is some kind of demon from the underrealms. He’s just so freaky looking. And he’s got a fungal growth on his face that would kill any normal human. Demons must age at a slower rate than normal as well, because there’s no way a 33-year-old could pull…
Read MoreMarc Gasol 23 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2013)
So when did Marc Gasol become a better player than his brother Pau? It was probably around the time when D’Antoni tried to turn Pau into a three-point specialist and Dwight Howard started stealing all his rebounds while Marc turned into a master of turnaround J’s. Marc also has complete use of both of his…
Read MoreMike Conley 19 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/19/2013)
Mike Conley is a supremely average player. In the NBA. Which means he’s one of the top point guards in the world. Kind of weird to think about it that way, but there it is. That doesn’t mean that anyone really knows who he is. In a league full of flashy point guards that like…
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