Gazing contemplatively at the dark sky of the Florida night, Duncan Robinson ambled along a winding path that took him underneath palm trees and past sweet-smelling flower beds. He wasn’t paying attention to where his feet were taking him; all his thoughts were focused on the game that they had just won. He knew his…
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Tyler Herro 12 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (9/15/2020)
Tyler Herro, with his low-scoring but nonetheless stat-stuffed statline of 12/11/9, was one assist short of the fabled trippy-dubby. Think about how bad the internet would be freaking out right now if he had gotten that tenth assist. The fawning comments would be so over the top as to be embarrassing. I’ve even come up…
Read MoreJae Crowder 22 Points Full Highlights (9/15/2020)
Jae “Crowd Control” Crowder not only was the Heat’s second-leading scorer in ther game-one win over the Loseton CeLtics, but he had a clutch defensive stop on Kemba Walker in the waning seconds of regulation. Honestly, for Kemba to try to take Crowder one-on-one was a bad idea. Crowder is known for his defensive ability,…
Read MoreJae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (9/6/2020)
Jae Crowder did me a favor tonight by providing me the chance to make the easiest 18-point highlight video ever. By hitting six three-pointers and doing nothing else worthy of being included in the video, my job was as low-effort as it could possibly be. Imagine if, instead of hitting six three-pointers, he hit nine…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 20 Points Full Highlights (9/6/2020)
Of all the Heat players who have been making the Bucks’ lives miserable in this series, Duncan Robinson has not been one of them. In the three games before this one, he put up the following statlines (OFFICIAL DTB WARNING: the following statistics are not to be viewed by the infirm or the faint of…
Read MoreJae Crowder 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (9/4/2020)
There’s not much that can faze Heat fans right now, and any attempt I make to denigrate them or their team will be construed as the salty, but inconsequential, babblings of a despondent Bucks fan, but that doesn’t mean I can’t try. And here’s the best I came up with: The Heat will pay Andre…
Read MoreTyler Herro 17 Points Full Highlights (9/2/2020)
Among the many things that Heat fans can be happy about right now is the fact that their first-round draft choice is playing quite well in the playoffs. I feel like the uptick in intensity between regular-season games and playoff games might be overstated, but there is some truth to the idea that it becomes…
Read MoreTyler Herro 20 Points Full Highlights (8/22/2020)
It has recently come to my attention that Jimmy Butler is an absolutely horrendous jump-shooter this year. Like, one of the very worst, probably THE worst when you’re talking about players who are actually considered “good”. I mean, just by watching Heat games you kind of get the sense that he’s not great at jumpers,…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (8/20/2020)
I wonder if Duncan Robinson just walks around The Bubb and feels superior to everybody all the time. Does he stroll by the swimming pool, see some mediocre shooter who’s been in the NBA for a long time, like D.J. Augustin, lounging on a pool chair, and think “I’m way better than your trash ass”?…
Read MoreSolomon Hill 21 Points Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
I just checked to see if Solomon “Hobo James Harden” Hill is still getting paid from that gigantic, unreasonable deal that the Pelicans gave him four years ago. Yep, he’s still getting paid from that deal, to the tune of more than thirteen million dollars this year. The Heat are paying him high-end starter money…
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