There is only more game left for the Suns. This means different things for different people. Suns fans will be a mix of elated (because they don’t have to waste their time watching the Suns anymore) and saddened (because watching the Suns is the only thing that gives their life purpose). For Suns players, it…
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Mikal Bridges 19 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)
Let us now take the time to remember how the Philadelphia 76ers drafted Mikal Bridges so that he could play for the team his mom works for, and everyone felt all good about it, it was a “feel-good” story, and the people at the draft interviewed him like he was gonna be a 76er, and…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 20 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Okay, so obviously “Fulton Homes” paid a lot of money to get their name shilled every time the Suns make a three. They had to have, because only a large sum of money could speak strongly enough to the Suns organization to make them willing to ruin the quality of their broadcasts. And, I might…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 17 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
When I see a skinny wing player in the NBA, I just can’t help myself. I have to compare them to Corey Brewer even if they play nothing alike. That’s why I think that the best NBA comparison for Mikal Bridges is Corey Brewer. It’s literally only because they’re both lanky small forwards. Under scrutiny,…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 16 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
We’re still waiting on the elusive Mikal Bridges 20-burger. I thought he had a good shot at it after scoring 16 in the first three quarters (for reference, it would take James Harden 3 minutes to score that many points, and it would take Ryan Anderson 2 months). Whenever I start thinking thoughts like that,…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 15 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)
Everybody makes life choices that they regret. Regret is probably the one thing that makes humans human, not like that fact makes me feel any better about my poor life choices. The poor life choice in question is my decision to not make a Mikal Bridges fifteen-point highlight video immediately after making a Miles Bridges…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
When I saw that Mikal Bridges made a three-pointer near the end of this game with just a second left on the clock, my first thought was: is that Suns commentator who isn’t Eddie Johnson going to have time to tell us that Bridges is proud to own the three-point zone and that Fulton Homes…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 19 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2018)
Man, how do you win the jump ball with the 5 seconds left with a chance to tie or win the game and then not even recover the ball because you hit it way too hard? The Clippers got free throws out of it, and that was the game. I don’t blame Troy Daniels for…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 14 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)
Mikal Bridges, with his 14/2/2/4/2 line, is the latest player to achieve the coveted “Scrub by Five”. Longtime DTB aficionados will know what a Scrub by Five is, but for new subscribers and those afflicted with chronic memory loss, allow me to explain: a Scrub by Five is like a Five by Five, but instead…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/4/2018)
It’s time to take Ryan Anderson out behind the arena, gently lower him into a dumpster as he weakly protests, close the lid, put a tire on it, and wait for the elements to do their thing. That might take a while in Phoenix, so if they want to borrow a Milwaukee dumpster so that…
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