After last year, I was pretty sure we weren’t going to see Mike Scott on this channel again. Not necessarily because of how bad he was (though he was pretty bad), but because he was going to be sitting in a prison cell somewhere in Georgia. Drugs are bad, kids, and they’re even worse if…
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Mike Scott 17 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2016)
You have to wonder about the mental state of a guy who covers himself in tattoos depicting various emojis. I don’t even know what emojis even ARE, except that Mike Scott decided that it would be a good idea to get representations of them permanently inscribed onto his skin. If emojis are anything like other…
Read MoreMike Scott 18 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
It’s unfortunate that Mike Scott’s bountiful offensive talents can never be unleashed while Paul Millsap is on the same team as him. Basically, Paul Millsap is just an older and better version of Mike Scott except Mike Scott can’t rebound. Whenever Scott gets minutes, he produces. There just aren’t any minutes in Atlanta for him….
Read MoreMike Scott 20 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2015)
Mike Scott sat in an isolated corner of the locker room, his back toward the rest of his team, a black cloak over his shoulders. He appeared to be concentrating very intently on something. Curious, Kyle Korver sidled over, close enough to hear mumbled words coming out of his teammate’s mouth. “Nine of Wands –…
Read MoreMike Scott 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
I get the feeling that most NBA fans aren’t truly aware of Mike Scott’s existence. He has a very commonplace name and is a bench player for a team that no one really likes in the Atlanta Hawks. There is nothing notable about his game other than that he added a three point shot, but…
Read MoreMike Scott 20 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2014)
The transformation in Mike Scott’s game is complete. The former interior scorer is now, almost exclusively, an outside threat. He knows the reality of the NBA: the easiest way to make yourself valuable is to be big, and to be able to shoot threes. This is especially valuable to the Hawks, who are collecting as…
Read MoreMike Scott 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/28/2014)
If the Hawks end up losing this series I’m gonna be pissed. I, along with everyone else, want to see an upset. There’s nothing more fun than watching the Hawks’ players taking turns adding gasoline to the dumpster fire that is the Pacers. It was Mike Scott’s turn tonight. I wondered if he’d go off…
Read MoreMike Scott 26 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2014)
Injuries are finally catching up to the Hawks, who are now fighting for their playoff lives. It was just a matter of time after Horford went down that they would remember that he was the whole reason they were good and start sucking. Mike Scott is acting as a surrogate Horford, and is kind of…
Read MoreMike Scott 20 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)
Lying in wait on the moon’s surface, I am perfectly positioned to intercept prayers sent from earth to God up in the sky. The internet connection really sucks, and it’s a hassle to be artificially hibernated during the brutally warm periods of lunar day, but the benefits of my position vastly outweigh the negatives. And,…
Read MoreMike Scott Career High 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2014)
Mike Scott took a good look at himself in the mirror. As always, he scrutinized every part of his face. After all, he was going to be on TV, and there was no point going out there looking like a hobo. As he smoothed his hair, a voice from above his head startled him. “Hey,…
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