Miles Bridges dunked it four times this games, right after dunking it four times last game. If he kept those numbers up for the whole season, starting with game 1 and ending with game 82, that would be 328 dunks. Which is barely more than the pace Rudy Gobert is on this year, which is…
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Miles Bridges 20 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
The big story of this game was the Charlotte Hornets going on a 30-5 run to close out the game and win by seven against the Celtics. Unfortunately for my ability to snag low-hanging fruit to use as description material, Miles Bridges wasn’t really involved directly in the comeback. He did have his best-ever game…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/9/2019)
I hope that Miles Bridges did okay in the dunk contest. I didn’t watch it (and I’m going to keep reminding you of that fact until some acknowledges that they’re impressed by my willful shunning of the event), so I don’t know what types of dunks he even did. But he does strike me as…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 14 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)
So apparently Miles Bridges was in the dunk contest. I don’t know how he did because I don’t watch the dunk contest and I don’t care about the dunk contest. In-game dunks are just way better than contrived dunks with props. That’s not an unpopular opinion, but I take it one step further by purposely…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 20 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)
With all these bad teams shuffling players around like so many deck chairs on the Titanic, the Hornets… did nothing. Well, almost nothing. They bought out Marvin Williams so he could sign with the Bucks (note: I would literally rather have Dragan Bender [who was waived to make space] than Williams, I don’t care how…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/17/2019)
Behold: Miles Bridges’ first three-pointer in almost a month! He started off surprisingly good from deep, with an early 3-of-3-from-3 performance allowing him to keep a good percentage for a long time because of his low volume. Lately, though, he’s been bricking. Which is what everyone thought he was going to do as a rookie…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 17 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
There was a stretch of this game where, in five possessions for the Hornets, Miles Bridges shot a wide open three on four of them (making two). The other one he got a tough and-one finish. The Lakers were simply not respecting his ability to make an outside shot, I don’t know why because he’s…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 16 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2018)
The Charlotte Hornets are in the early lead for “worst camera angles” award among NBA teams this season. I am in a position to judge this award accurately, as I see tons of footage from every team. Usually the Atlanta Hawks are the clear winners, but a new challenger has emerged, and they’re ready and…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/26/2018)
I want to know what kind of drugs the Hornets commentators are on when they say that Miles Bridges has a nice shooting stroke, so that I can purchase said drugs for myself and use them recreationally. It’s not a bad shooting stroke, per se, but it’s definitely not good enough to orgasmically rhapsodize about…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
I know that the concept of “open letters” is sort of played out. Really, an open letter is just an opinion piece but it’s directed at somebody. It’s like a more official version of a Twitter beef. That said, I’m going to write an open letter right now in this very description. This open letter…
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