I had this big whole story typed out involving Jabari Parker turning 21 and thus being able to drink legally, except that he’s Mormon so he can’t. His teammates were being real dicks to him, let me tell you, in this story. I don’t want to give away too much, but there was a scene…
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Jabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
Another good game for Jabari Parker. I don’t even feel anything anymore. Not a thing. If he had scored 23 points while showcasing his entire arsenal last year, I would have been so excited. That’s what he did in this game, and it was a great performance by him, no doubt about it, but I…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo Triple Double 28 pts/14 asts/11 rbs Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
“Man, Giannis, these smoothies are really good, you got it down to a science!” John Henson exclaimed as the first drop of Giannis’ newest concoction landed on his tongue. “What did you say was in it again?” Giannis smiled sheepishly as he listed the ingredients. “Pomegranate, mango, plums, I think that’s all.” He took a…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)
I must say, I’m pretty pleased with how Miles Plumlee is performing recently for the Bucks. I had seen him do good things for Phoenix, but those were all highlights, which don’t tell the full story. More of the story on The Plumlord was provided by Suns fans in the form of angry gargling noises,…
Read MoreJabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)
Alright, I may have been a little hasty when I said that I’d take Myles Turner over Jabari Parker. When players have good games, sometimes I get overexcited, and Turner was having a bunch of good games while Jabari was struggling. I was frustrated, I admit. I wanted him to be good so badly, and…
Read MoreJabari Parker 18 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2016)
Jarring Acrobatic Baskets Are Really Imminent. Points Accumulating Rapidly, Kinetic Efforts Rewarded.
Read MoreJabari Parker 26 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)
After the first few months of the season went by with Jabari Parker only getting eight or ten shots per contest, the past month or so has seen Jabari become a more aggressive scorer. Look at these field goal attempt numbers: 23, 18, 15, 25, 10, 16, 15, 21, 19. Those are star numbers. The…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo Triple Double 26 pts/10 asts/12 rebs Full Highlights (3/6/2016)
The next day, Giannis made a special trip to the grocery store. Usually he was careful about making a list and only going once a week, but with the addition of a blender to his kitchen (and, therefore, smoothies to his diet), he had quickly consumed all the fruit in the house. There hadn’t been…
Read MoreJabari Parker Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2016)
Jabari Parker could finally relax. The locker room was empty now, cleared of the ceaseless questioning of the media personnel and his own congratulatory teammates. He reclined at his locker, glad to at last be able to soak in his career-high performance. He closed his eyes, replaying the off-the-glass alley-oop to Giannis over and over…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 26 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
Ever since getting chosen to be in the three-point contest, and even before then, Khris Middleton has kind of been sucking it up from three. He’s still shooting above 40 percent, which is still an elite number, but 45% is just way better and way more elite. He ended up coming in last in the…
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