Giannis Antetokounmpo 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2015)

If this performance had happened last year, people would be falling all over themselves to watch this vid. Now, it’s like people don’t even care unless he scores 25. I guess that’s a good thing, because it shows how much he has improved over his rookie season, but still. Can’t we go back to the…

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Zaza Pachulia 22 Points/18 Offensive Rebounds Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

The one thing you can take away from Zaza Pachulia’s insane rebounding night is this: Brook Lopez just really, really sucks at rebounding. That’s all there is to it, really. Zaza can no longer jump or run, but he understands how to get rebounds, and his savvy positioning allowed him to retrieve rebounds that were,…

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Khris Middleton 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

By missing two threes in the same possession to tie the game in the third overtime, Khris “Khash Money” Middleton probably cost himself a million or so per year on his next contract. Having such huge amounts of clutchness on your resume is like a one-way ticket to getting paid. While he was clutch for…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 23 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

Giannis felt himself lying on grass. There had been no grass on that other world. That could only mean… He was back home. “Giannis? Giannis?” called Ersan Ilyasova’s distinctive voice. “Giannis!?!? Where you are?” “Where did he go? Should we call the police?” came Jabari Parker’s voice from around the corner of the arena. “I…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 19 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Fame is fleeting. Just as Giannis Antetokounmpo started putting up some monster scoring nights, the eye of the basketball public had already redirected its gaze to a new intriguing foreigner with insane physical gifts, Rudy Gobert. People still like Giannis and everything, but Rudy is the hotter topic right now. It doesn’t help that the…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2015)

“You made it, Giannis. I’ve been expecting you.” Giannis narrowed his eyes, trying in vain to make out any detail of the speaker. After so long in the dimly-lit corridors of the temple, his vision was dazzled by the purity of the bright white light. The man (god?) walked closer, but the chamber he resided…

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Giannis Antetokounmpo 19 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2015)

I’m going to be honest with everybody. After all, honesty is what I’m all about. I don’t feel like writing the next part of “Bradley Center Bratwurst Barbarity” right now. I know where the story goes next, but it takes a lot of time to write those things, and I have other stuff I want…

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Khris Middleton Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2015)

I’m usually a bit of a homer when it comes to Bucks players, but even I didn’t expect Khris “Khash Money” Middleton to be this good this year. He’s not even doing anything differently than last year, just taking and making more shots, while playing his usual brand of versatile defense. Here’s a bit of…

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Michael Carter-Williams 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

The big question of Michael Carter-Williams’ career up to now: was he bad because of his horrible situation or was he in a horrible situation made worse because of his badness? We are closer to figuring out the answer, now that he has been traded to a non-dumpster-fire Bucks team. The early returns on our…

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Khris Middleton Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)

I love Khris Middleton, yet, paradoxically, I also hate Khris Middleton. He is playing so well on such a small contract. Next year, he’ll probably play just as well, except we’ll be paying him roughly twenty times as much money. How is that fair? Players should just get paid for every point they score. That…

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