Milwaukee Bucks – Page 44

Giannis Antetokounmpo 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/26/2014)

Giannis prayed. He prayed to whatever god or gods he thought might be listening. But the way his body protested at him, he was pretty sure that if there was a god, he wasn’t listening. Eating the ninth out of ten uncooked brats, each bite was a struggle to prevent his stomach from rejecting the…

Jabari Parker 14 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2014)

Jabari Parker shivered, his stomach turning knots as he looked at the six remaining uncooked brats before him. He turned to see how the other insufficiently-clothed competitors were doing. Damien Inglis, just having upchucked his portion of the “Bradley Center Bratwurst Barbarity”, lay in the snow, curled up in a little ball and moaning. Giannis,…

Brandon Knight 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2014)

Brandon Knight is a polarizing character in basketball circles. Is he as good as his numbers indicate, or is he as bad as his on-court play appears to the human eye? That sounds like a hard question that I don’t really feel like answering right now, so I’m just going to post Piston fan reactions…

Jabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2014)

Jabari Parker, clad only in his underwear and shivering, placed the first bratwurst in his mouth, gagging at its unappetizing texture. Zaza Pachulia looked on amusedly as the stopwatch ran in his hand. “If you have trouble with first brat, imagine how number 10 feel! Remember, no puke or you lose and receive mocking!” Jabari…

Jabari Parker 12 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

Jason Kidd must be teaching rookie Jabari Parker a lesson: if you can’t play defense then you’re not going to play near the end of games. It’s a good lesson, I guess, unless you’re the kind of person who just wants to see Jabari score a ton of points. Count me as one of those…

Ersan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

For being the physical manifestation of my YouTube channel, Ersan Ilyasova hasn’t been playing very well at all. I chose this avatar when he was coming off a strong season where he was second in voting for Most Improved. He was good that year, but I think the toll of having his soul slowly siphoned…

Jabari Parker 13 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2014)

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about Jabari Parker during his brief time with the Bucks it’s this: He likes to dunk basketballs. Seems like half his points this year have come in that fashion. I don’t know if this is a good or bad thing. In this game all but two of his field…

Larry Sanders 11 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2014)

Larry “The Sandman” Sanders has been struggling at the onset of the season. He has regressed in the fouling department, leading to him getting yanked out of games before he get comfortable in the offense. This results in him shooting a Udoh-esque 42% from the field. No big man should ever shoot below 50%. Jason…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/16/2014)

Giannis Antetokounmpo and a selection of his teammates were assembled outside the Bradley Center in Milawukee. Despite it only being mid-November, the temperature was only in the upper twenties, and Giannis, dressed only in his underwear, shivered. “I don’t know if trust you guys,” Giannis said hesitantly, teeth chattering. “Last time we do team-building like…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 19 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

This is certainly the best offensive performance, by far, of Greece Lightning’s young career up to this point. He even executed a flawless pull-up jumper that kind of looked like the inimitable KD himself. In case you couldn’t figure out my initialism, I’m talking of course about late 90’s superstar Kornel David. KD was not…