Do you want to hear something SUPER SPOOKY? If you don’t, I recommend that you stop reading right here, otherwise you might get spooked out of your shorts. [SPOOK GAP – KEEP READING FOR SPOOKS] The last time I made a Norris Cole highlight video, which was five days ago (not like anybody would know…
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Ryan Anderson 31 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
This is what happens when you start Ryan Anderson. He beasts. You can’t tell me that Omer Asik at C and Anthony Davis at PF is a better frontcourt than Davis at C and Ryno at PF. Ryno can’t really play any defense with his pasty, flabby arms and poor lateral quickness, so that’s why…
Read MoreEric Gordon 31 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
Remember when Eric Gordon was an exciting young player, the next high-scoring SG? Putting up 22 points per game with an awful but exciting Clippers team, alongside the star-studded tandem of Blake Griffin and Ryan Gomes? “The Three G’s” people used to call them. Those were fun times. I want to go back to those…
Read MoreNorris Cole 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2016)
Norris Cole is a fine backup point guard, but I can’t discern any reason why he should be starting with Jrue Holiday’s minutes restriction now lifted. Yes, Holiday is putting up good numbers off the bench, but he would put up even BETTER numbers if he started. Not only that, but Anthony Davis deserves to…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2016)
Attention white American males: there is a person that shares your skin tone and nationality who, despite him having good games in the NBA on a regular basis, you are not watching highlights of. That player? Ryan Anderson. He’s WHITE. Come on. He’s WHITE and he shoots THREES. You guys frickin’ loved Steve Novak, right?…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Does anybody know if it’s possible to make too many highlight videos in one day? I’m short of breath right now and my skin feels all clammy. I tried to get excited for Ryan Anderson scoring 26 points but all I can think about is how I lost sensation in my toes about an hour…
Read MoreJrue Holiday 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
The thing about watching a video with assists in it is it’s like watching a bunch of other player’s “full highlights” except they’re not “full”. So it’s like bonus highlights without you even having to try. For example, in this video, we get two of Luke Babbitt’s three made field goals. That’s 66.6% of his…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
For a while there, it was looking like Will Barton was running away with the Sixth Man of the Year award race. He’s been in a bit of a slump lately, so the door is now open for Ryan Anderson to come on strong and take it from The People’s Champ. 17 points per game…
Read MoreNorris Cole Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
The Pelicans’ commentary crew is not the greatest in the league. Not the worst, not even close, but not very exciting or noteworthy. However, they are docked a few points tonight for their outrageous gaffe tonight. When Norris Cole set a new career high in points on his last bucket of the night, they DIDN’T…
Read MoreBryce Dejean-Jones 17 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2016)
I’m just going to say what everybody is thinking: Bryce Dejean-Jones is a better fit for the Pelicans than Eric Gordon at the shooting guard position. If you weren’t already thinking that, now you are, because it makes too much sense for you to possibly disagree. Dejean-Jones can do the same type of things as…
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