Do you want to hear something SUPER SPOOKY? If you don’t, I recommend that you stop reading right here, otherwise you might get spooked out of your shorts.
[SPOOK GAP – KEEP READING FOR SPOOKS]
The last time I made a Norris Cole highlight video, which was five days ago (not like anybody would know because nobody watched it), he had the exact same statline: 21 points, 8 assists. Are you spooked or what? That is seriously scary. That level of coincidence is not only very uncanny but also shakes me in some unidentifiable way, like a chilling night breeze.
BOO! Ha, I got you, didn’t I?
The not-so-spooky thing about his performance is that, this time around, all of his assists were legit, as the shooter would shoot it pretty much as soon as they received the pass from Cole. Perhaps my proposal to remove assists from the stat sheet will have to be shelved for the time being.