Kristaps Porzingis was just settling into his executive-style faux-leather chair for an extended gaming session when his doorbell rang. He strongly considered just ignoring the doorbell entirely, but there was a chance that it was a teammate who had dropped by unexpectedly. And if it wasn’t that, there was a good chance it was one…
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Jerian Grant 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2016)
Yes, I know the boxscore says 6 assists (for now). I make a lot of typos, but now is not one of those times. Against the Pacers, Jerian Grant had 5 real assists and 1 totally made-up fairytale assist that should earn the scorekeeper who recorded it a one-way ticket to the unemployment line. I…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 21 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2016)
The final buzzer sounds. The first game of the season has ended, with the Knicks victorious over the presumably playoff-bound Bucks, 122-97. Kristaps Porzingis looked okay, but the real star was Derrick Williams, who scored 24 points in only 21 minutes. Carmelo didn’t have a great game, but now that the Knicks have other players…
Read MoreJerian Grant 19 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)
It took a while, but Jerian Grant is finally emerging as the player many thought him to be coming out of Notre Dame. The timing could be a little better for him, though; the Knicks only have one more game before they are all done for the season. It really would have been more advantageous…
Read MoreJerian Grant 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
I am vindicated. All those games where Jerian Grant scored fourteen points and I didn’t make a vid, well, now he’s scored sixteen so all those vids would have sucked anyway! And he got six assists which makes this video even better! Was it because his dad was in the crowd? Or because his brother…
Read MoreSasha Vujacic 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)
I’m mad. Sasha Vujacic is mediocre at his job of being a professional basketball player. He’s not the worst ever (maybe Knicks fans will disagree), but he’s not anywhere close to “good”. As one of the perks of being mediocre, he got to date Maria Sharapova. That’s not fair. Not fair at all. Have you…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights – Beast Mode! (4/1/2016)
Want to jump higher? Just eat some donuts or something. It would work just as well as buying this broscience mumbo-jumbo horseshit. The Best jumping system! Try now because YouTube doesn’t let me make money off these vids so I need to get referral bucks from jump programs: https://goo.gl/iQPKHk —- All clips property of the…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 18 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/9/2016)
What’s wrong with Derrick Williams? It seems like among NBA fans, it’s just a foregone conclusion that he will continue suck for his entire career and there is nothing anyone can do about it. I mean, that’s probably what’s going to happen, but it’s not unheard of for a young-ish high pick to improve greatly…
Read MoreSasha Vujacic 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2016)
Tonight was a great matchup of two exciting shooting guards, Devin Booker and Sasha Vujacic. But which one is better? Let’s take look at the facts with truthfulness. Team victory status: Vujacic’s team, the Knicks, were the winners of this basketball contest. Booker’s team, the Suns, were the losers. Advantage: Vujacic Points (career): Vujacic has…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
This is what happens when Kristaps Porzingis doesn’t play. The Knicks win. I don’t even know who this “Porzingis” guy is; I’m just reading off the box-score here where it says his leg is contused. Honestly the only things I know about him are he’s tall and he’s the reason the Knicks suck. The only…
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