New York Knicks – Page 49

Iman Shumpert 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/8/2014)

Very little is going right for the Knicks this season. They are 2-5, have the slowest pace in the league, and Carmelo’s new nickname is “Slumpelo”. Calderon and Bargnani are both injured and euro. Amar’e still sees fire extinguishers in his sleep. The only bright spot, as far as I can tell, is that Iman…

Cleanthony Early 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/7/2014)

All I know about Cleanthony Early is that he was drafted in the second round by the Knicks, to the wonderment of the ESPN draft commentators who thought he was really good and should have gone earlier. I don’t know if he was drafted too high, too low, or just right. My brain gets all…

Jason Smith 17 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (11/5/2014)

This is what Jason Smith does. He makes midrange jumpers. Probably not the best skill to be elite at, but it’s better than my elite skill (heating Hot Pockets). His unexciting skill set combined with what has to be a top-10 most common name means that these highlights will go unwatched by everyone but this…

Iman Shumpert 19 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2014)

If someone who has watched the Knicks more than I have could let me know how the triangle offense is working out, that would be cool. My impression is that it’s not working well at all right now, but keep in mind that I think Phil Jackson is super overrated and Derek Fisher is not…

Iman Shumpert 15 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2014)

Iman Shumpert’s flattop is looking a little worse for wear. It seems like there’s a part of it missing in the back. Did he sleep on it funny for six months in a row? A basketball fan should never pay attention to the style choices of NBA players, but I can’t help but wonder if…

Amar’e Stoudemire 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2014)

Carmelo Anthony just hit 20,000 points on his career. A significant achievement, one that guarantees the HOF (unless your name is Tom Chambers). Can Amar’e Stoudemire join this exclusive club as well? Doubtful. If he can somehow significantly increase his scoring and manages to play 5 or so more years, he can get there. He…

Amar’e Stoudemire All 76 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

Pushing the call button next to his bed urgently, Amar’e Stoudemire waited for his live-in nurse to arrive next to his bed. In a few seconds, Sherie rushed in, looking concerned. “What is it, Amar’e?” “Take me to the hologram projector, Sherie. I have some stuff I need to watch.” Sherie rolled her eyes. “Oh,…

Beno Udrih 14 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2014)

Beno Udrih has not gotten much burn this year. In theory the Knicks could have used somebody like him; a point guard who likes to pass but can also score a little bit. Alas, he remained buried on the bench even after a few good games because Mike Woodson fancies himself a basketball savant but…

Cole Aldrich Career High 13 Points/16 Rebounds/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/16/2014)

At the end of last year I made some Cole Aldrich highlights where he got a career high in points, rebounds and blocks. Guess what. He did it again! Cole Aldrich is officially a member of DownToBuck’s “End of the Year All-Star Team”. He sucks (or rather, doesn’t get any minutes) for the entire year,…

Toure’ Murry 15 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2014)

The Knicks’ season blissfully comes to an end with a lineup decision that many Knicks fans were clamoring for since the start of the season: big minutes for Toure’ Murry! He has some big advantages over the other point guards that the Knicks trotted out this season: he’s not as fat as Felton, and he’s…