Oklahoma City Thunder – Page 29

Serge Ibaka 26 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/7/2013)

Serge Ibaka has a lot of nicknames, but all of them are really stupid. Any person who utters the phrase “Serge Iblocka” is pretty much announcing to the world “I have no creativity or passion for life.” But it’s going to be okay, friends, because I have a new nickname for Ibaka that will knock…

Jeremy Lamb 18 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2014)

“Jeremy, what are all these flyers you’re putting up? You workin’ as a promoter or something?” Nick Collison asked, peering at the advertisement for a rock concert. “Jeremy and the Little Lambs? Dude, you’re in a band?” Jeremy finished his stapling job, then turned around. “Yeah. We’ve had some lineup turbulence in the past month…

Serge Ibaka 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2014)

No, Serge Ibaka, you do NOT get to do Mutombo’s finger wag after you reject a shot. No one but Dikembe himself has that privilege. Not even Michael Jordan. Come up with your own thing. Or, better yet, just run back up the court like nothing happened. No one likes a showboat. I hate to…

Serge Ibaka 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/11/2014)

If you ever need some motivation to get fit, just look at Serge Ibaka. Even better, use the powers of the internet to locate a shirtless picture of him. He is the embodiment of the male gender, the ideal human specimen, a picturesque Hercules who is more attractive than any man on the planet. Even…

Jeremy Lamb Career High 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2013)

Kevin Durant walked through the halls of the Thunder practice facility after getting some individual drills in. It was late, and he though he was the only on there. But as he walked, he thought he heard a wailing voice. Curious, he navigated his way towards the source of the noise. Soon, he stood outside…

Serge Ibaka 24 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2013)

What constitutes a “big three”? Everyone talks about Miami as having such a thing. The Spurs as well. If you order every team’s players by skill, it turns out that every team has three players at the top of that list. Does that mean they all have a “big three”? Because the Jazz’s big three…

Reggie Jackson 18 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2013)

Looks like Reggie Jackson has been watching a little too much Russell Westbrook. Those pull-up jumpers aren’t good shots, even if they do go in. Just because Russ does it doesn’t mean he should. But the other stuff he did against the Bulls was great. Crossovers, dunks, threes, scoop shots, 6 turnovers. I’m too lazy…

Serge Ibaka 17 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2013)

Let’s play “guess who made the stupid tweet”! On today’s episode, you must figure out which NBA player tweeted the following inanity: “Somebody tell serg Abaka. He aint bout dis life. Next time he run up on me im goin in his mouth. That’s a promise. He doin 2 much.” Why would you ever make…

Jeremy Lamb Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2013)

Jeremy Lamb is finally playing well for the Thunder. It only took him 100 or so games. Better late than never, as they always say. So to reward Jeremy for his suddenly good play the Thunder are apparently looking to trade him. They might be out of luck, though, because I can’t think of any…

Jeremy Lamb 14 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2013)

Am I the only one who thinks it would be totally rad for the Thunder arena people to play “Mary had a Little Lamb” every time Jeremy Lamb makes a shot? I am? Screw you guys then, I will maintain until my dying breath that that is an awesome idea. I mean, the Portland dudes…