https://youtu.be/pCCHvgrpuBw I know for a fact that most players on bottom-feeding teams will realize when it’s the last game of the season and that the coach doesn’t care about the quality of their shot selection anymore. They’re not dumb, they know what the standings are. But I feel like most players don’t want fans to…
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Ignas Brazdeikis Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2021)
https://youtu.be/xS4t0QTdcvY I’m not going to let these domain squatters squat on my rightfully deserved domain. Everyone knows by now, because he’s been such a beast lately that his national profile has never been higher, that Ignas Brazdeikis’ nickname is “Brazzers”. That was an original nickname creation of mine, maybe not the most creative one (remember:…
Read MoreIgnas Brazdeikis 16 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/Y7_5mFkyAHc It is my duty as an uploader of scrub-centric highlight videos to try to generate hype for scrubs wherever and whenever I can. To that end, I have been brainstorming ways to increase the visibility of the Lithuanian Lumberjack himself, Ignas Brazdeikis. Not only will increased visibility aid Brazdeikis in securing future NBA contracts,…
Read MoreDwayne Bacon Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2021)
https://youtu.be/1xK-vBpM14E Is it just me, or did the Hornets commentators sound a little… salty? Salty about Dwayne “A and Y Correctly Positioned” Bacon dominating his former team to the tune of a career-high 28 points? I’m not the world’s greatest salt detector, so I could be wrong. Sometimes stuff said sarcastically is interpreted by me…
Read MoreChasson Randle 18 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/ZUm0C9VEzRk Chasson “Press X To Chasson” Randle is a player who always seems to show up on new teams when you least expect him. I am perhaps one of the people in the universe who is most enthusiastic about scrubs in the NBA and which rosters they’re currently on, and even I haven’t always had…
Read MoreIgnas Brazdeikis 14 Points Magic Debut Full Highlights (5/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/4Zeo8AAWmMk Since I entered semi-retirement roughly half a year ago, I have been very choosy with the performances I upload to my channel on a given day. My minimum point threshold (MPT) is considerably higher than it has been in the past. In fact, by my rough estimate, my current MPT is somewhere between fifteen…
Read MoreMo Bamba Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/EllWSa5ovlU If you know anything about me, you know that I hate being deceived by NBA players, and I hate making highlight videos under false pretenses. And both those things are EXACTLY what just happened to me. I am so filled with righteous fury that, by the time I’m done writing this description, there will…
Read MoreR.J. Hampton 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/1/2021)
https://youtu.be/OoVWddR62Zs The Magic’s long-term plans are both very clear and very unclear at the same time. The very clear part is that they’re tanking and trying to rebuild through the draft. You know this is the case because they traded all their best players for scraps and picks. The dismal “core” of Nikola Vucevic, Evan…
Read MoreMoritz Wagner 24 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2021)
https://youtu.be/xR–Yd1q76w The more I think about it, the more I really like my prospective nickname for Moritz “Der Gotterdammerung” Wagner, “Floppy Disk”. We can retire the “Der Gotterdammerung” nickname, because you plebs are too dumb to grok the FULL meaning of it. You cultureless swine. You disgust me. “Floppy Disk” just sounds really cool. Got…
Read MoreCole Anthony 26 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (5/1/2021)
https://youtu.be/y0PmkvPVnuw The Orlando Magic had made a habit of trotting out the basically the same lineup, year after year. Nikola Vucevic, Aaron Gordon, Evan Fournier, a big three of pretty good players. But there was no one, literally NO ONE, at all, anywhere, on this planet or any of the other gajillions of planets floating…
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