Orlando Magic – Page 53

Maurice Harkless Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2013)

I tried to write a sweet poem for this description. It didn’t really work, though, because the only thing that rhymes with “Harkless” is “barkless”. I’m not saying that Maurice is not lacking in bark; he is. It’s just, I couldn’t really fit the word into the whole theme of the poem. Actually, maybe I…

Gustavo Ayon 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/10/2013)

Gustavo “Goose” Ayon is, since the retirement of Eddie Najera, the only Mexican-born player in the NBA. Many fans know him as “the guy the Hornets traded to get Ryan Anderson”. But he’s more than that. He’s a unique player, and not only for his nationality. For example, he has some really nice passing skills…

Nikola Vucevic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2013)

“Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent’s fate.” – Sun Tzu Tonight’s homework assignment: Figure out what the heck that quote has to do with Nikola Vucevic. I want a 1 page, single-spaced essay to…

J.J. Redick 26 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2012)

“Mrs. Redick, we’re calling about your son Jonathan. He was caught skipping class today.” “Don’t worry Mr. Osterman, I’ll give him a lecture when he gets home. A fourth-grader should know better than to ignore his education.” “It’s not that, Mrs. Redick. He failed to go to his third-period English class because he was still…

Andrew Nicholson Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2012)

Don’t fret Magic fans! You may have lost Dwight Howard, but your team is still better defensively than the Lakers! And you have future all-star forward Andrew Nicholson! He’s, uh, pretty good, you know. He can score points while having comically low assist numbers! So once Al Harrington comes back and Turkoglu regains his forum,…

Glen Davis 28 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2012)

Glen Davis scored 28 big points in a comeback win over the Timberwolves. But this was not his most impressive feat of the night, as he also polished off 28 pints of Bud at the “Chug-a-lug Extravaganza” beer-drinking contest at Pete’s bar after the game. Congratulations Glen! That’s a lot of booze!

Jameer Nelson 19 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2012)

Remember the combo of Magic and Kareem? What about Kobe and Shaq? Cousy and Russell? Well you can add another combo to that storied list: Nelson and Vucevic. Jameer “No Fear” Nelson sliced and diced through Dwight Howard’s lackadaisy defense, scoring 19 points and dishing 13 dimes against his former teammate. In the locker room…

Arron Afflalo 30 Points Full Highlights (12/2/12)

The Orlando Magic are not a very good team this year, but they are going to have to step up their sucking if they want to have a chance at Shabazz in the draft. That means no more inspired performances by Arron “Aaron” Afflalo, who scored 30 points, playing a huge role in vanquishing the…

JJ Redick 21 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2012)

I don’t even need to write a description, everything you need to know is in the title of the video. I’m gonna go have a cheesesteak.

Andrew Nicholson Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2012)

Is Andrew Nicholson the best player to ever come out of St. Bonaventure? No. That’s Bob Lanier. But Nicholson could break into the top three if he continues to throw down MONSTER JAMS with the regularity that he shows in this video. Gustavo Ayon + Andrew Nicholson = most dynamic big man combo in basketball….