Otto Porter – Page 4

Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2016)

Otto Porter has all the tools to score thirty points in a game and thus grant me a prime opportunity to make a compelling highlight video. However, he has yet to do so in the NBA. Why is that? His jumper is wetter than peeing in a puddle, but he never attempts enough shots to…

Otto Porter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)

I strap myself into the time travel device, uncertain whether it will operate according to the inputs I have set or if it will malfunction and temporally transport me to some unknown time in the past or future. There is little time to contemplate such worrying possibilities, as the appointed hour grows nearer by the…

Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

After a guy scores eighteen in the first half you sort of expect him to score more than twenty in the game. Am I wrong to expect that? Watching this video might SEEM fun to you, but really you should feel disappointment when you watch it. If you feel anything else you’re watching the video…

Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2016)

For being a semi-recent 3rd overall pick, it doesn’t seem like there are a ton of people who are excited that Otto Porter is finally putting together a good stretch of games. Like, really almost none at all. I’m not even excited, even though I get excited for Garrett Temple all the time. Is it…

Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

Now that Otto Porter is back from his thigh injury, he has reclaimed his basketball talents from Garrett Temple, who had temporarily stolen them in order to further his own basketball career. The rightful state of things has been restored; Otto Porter is an improving young player, and Garrett Temple is a guy who can’t…

Otto Porter Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)

Otto Porter is slowly becoming the kind of player many thought he could be. Perfect timing, too, just as the Wizards are falling apart around him. John Wall’s jumper is busted, Bradley Beal’s legs are busted, Garrett Temple has never been not busted, Nene is dead, Ryan Hollins, Marcin Gortat is old, and Jared Dudley,…

Otto Porter Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2015)

Attention developers of the current NBA season: Otto Porter is OP, please nerf. Whose idea was it to add such an unbalanced character to the game? A 6’9″ small forward with good athleticism and a sweet shooting stroke? Combined with his potential? He makes so many other players irrelevant, like, why even have some of…

Otto Porter 16 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2015)

Perfect timing for the Wizards! Just as Nene starts turning into a lazy Brazilian bum, Otto Porter starts turning into a perfect complimentary role-player! The two occurrences should cancel each other out, and Washington should find about the same amount of playoff success this year as they did last. Took the Ottomaton long enough. I…

Otto Porter 17 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2015)

All the good sportswriters have the ability to put pop-culture references into their stories. I see it time and time again. If I want to be included in that elite group, it only makes sense that I must do the same. I tried this before with an earlier Otto Porter video, comparing him and his…

Otto Porter 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/5/2015)

Randy Wittman is smarter than we all thought. There was a reason, after all, that he didn’t play Otto Porter very much until these playoffs. Why reveal your cards before the hand is over? It does no good for other teams to be able to get a reliable scouting report the Ottoman. Play him sparingly,…