Philadelphia 76ers – Page 16

Dario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Dario Saric has really improved over his rookie campaign. He started off slow, which fooled a lot of people into not paying attention to him at all for the rest of the season, but he’s been legitimately legit since December. He’s been so legit that I feel it is correct to say that he is…

Ben Simmons 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/31/2018)

The dream of Ben Simmons averaging a triple-double this season is getting further and further away. With every game where he decides to only grab a handful of rebounds, with every game where he doesn’t spam passes to J.J. Redick for free assists, with every game where he continues stubbornly not shooting threes, his chances…

Dario Saric 19 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

Dario Saric had been hitting his three-ball at a pretty good rate the last few games, and you could tell in this one. He wasn’t hesitating at all! Problem was, the threes weren’t going in, and he didn’t stop shooting them. He ended up 0-8, a significant contributor to the team-wide brickfest that ended with…

Ben Simmons 22 Points/7 Assists/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

You know what? I should refuse to make Ben Simmons highlight videos unless he gets more assists in the game than he averages for the season. That would have saved me a bunch of time because he averages 7.4 assists per game, yet only had seven in this particular instance. If he’s not going to…

Ben Simmons 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/26/2018)

“Dear Mr. Simmons, Consider this letter to be official notification of your continued eligibility to appear on my YouTube channel. The All-Star teams having been revealed, and considering that you appear on neither team, I consider my position to be justified. My legal representation has advised me that your threats of a lawsuit are frivolous…

Dario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2018)

Am I the only one that thinks that thumbnail looks like some sort of Dario Saric impersonator rather than the real thing? Like they pulled some burly guy off the street, dressed him up in a Sixers jersey, gave him that weird haircut that kinda reminds me of a certain genocidal German, but forgot to…

Ben Simmons Triple Double 19 Pts/17 Rebs/14 Asts Full Highlights (1/24/2018)

Tonight was “Australian Heritage Night” at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, in honor of noted Australian basketball player Ben Simmons who, you guessed it, plays for Philly! It all makes so much sense. I don’t know what they did to celebrate Australian’s unique cultural contributions to the world other than showcase incredibly dangerous venomous…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

I’m glad that Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot is taking the “TLC” moniker and running with it. The Learning Channel doesn’t deserve it anymore. How can you call yourself “The Learning Channel” when all you show is bullcrap? This is why people aren’t paying for cable anymore, why they are cutting the cord. Because they don’t want to…

Dario Saric 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

I haven’t seen even one comparison between Dario Saric and Malcolm Brogdon this season. They were all over the place (including on this channel) at the end of last season, and now they’re gone. Two fanbases vigorously defending their candidate for Rookie of the Year, exchanging hurtful words and disparaging the opposing side. Now, both…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 16 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

It’s been a rough season for Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot. He came on strong at the end of last year, putting up big games in bunches and looking smooth as heck while doing so. But things have changed in Philly Town. Minutes aren’t freely available for every half-competent bozo who walks through the doors of the practice…