This is what the highlight video of the future will look like. Three Pointers. Dunks. Free Throws. Nothing else. All that other stuff will be too inefficient for future-denizens. Byron Mullens is leading us into a glorious high-efficiency era of smart shot selection. Actually he’s one of the wackiest players in the league and has…
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Thaddeus Young 29 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)
As one of three NBA-caliber players on the Sixers, Thaddeus “The Mad Thadder” Young is essentially given free reign to do whatever he wants on the court. And boy howdy, does he do it all. Three pointers, midrange, advancing the ball, ISOs, rack attacks, I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if he took thirty…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2014)
Eastern Conference Player of the Week. Thaddeus Young is merely the latest in a long line of great players who have won this prestigious award. Let’s just take a look at what other superstars Thaddeus Young is now in company with. Paul George. LeBron James. Carmelo Anthony. Hmmm. Some pretty good players. Wait a minute……
Read MoreLavoy Allen 13 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (1/1/2014)
This is unacceptable. I am outraged. Lavoy Allen does NOT get to take threes. This wasn’t an end-of-shotclock heave. He knew what he was doing. He was camped out in the three zone. Like it’s his job to shoot threes. But when you’ve only made one three-pointer previously in your career, you don’t camp there….
Read MoreEvan Turner 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2013)
I never got the concept of easing up near the end of a blowout. The fans paid to see good basketball. They don’t want to see teams not even trying to score near the end of the game. I bet there are playoff tiebreakers where point differential matters. And it’s kind of like “We beat…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 30 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/28/2013)
I gotta give props to the National Security Administration. Ever since they started keeping logs of everything every one of us does on the internet, my job has gotten a lot easier. I just asked them for logs on a certain Mr. Thaddeus Young, and they gave them to me no questions asked. This is…
Read MoreSpencer Hawes 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2013)
Spencer Hawes has been having a pretty good year so far. Nothing spectacular, but pretty good for a white guy whose vertical is maybe 6 inches. In fact, his performances lately have been so good that I made a new word for them: “Hawesian.” Other things that could be described as such: – Spencer Hawes…
Read MoreHollis Thompson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2013)
Hollis Thompson scored 16 points while I watched in disbelief as his blatantly tanking 76ers beat my not-so-blatantly tanking Bucks. This is a good thing for Mr. Thompson. My perception of him is now permanently colored by his performance this game. He could shoot 10% the rest of the season and I would still think…
Read MoreSpencer Hawes 28 Points/10 Rebounds/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/20/2013)
I used to think Spencer “The Mullet” Hawes sucked. But Spencer has proved me wrong. For completeness, here is a list of the only other things that I have ever been wrong about in my life: -People will watch Spencer Hawes highlights if you just give them the chance -J.J. Hickson could average 20 and…
Read MoreJames Anderson Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2013)
James Anderson just scored 36 points. James Anderson. 36 Points. Why did the Rockets waive this guy again?
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