Tony Wroten Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2013)

The best part of a new season is seeing some of last year’s scrubs un-scrub themselves and turn into decent role players. Like Tony Wroten. He sucked last year for the Grizzlies because he got no minutes. Or he got no minutes for the Grizzlies because he sucked. I don’t remember. Either way, he blew….

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Michael Carter-Williams 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/6/2013)

It was a hell of a ride, friends. But all good things must come to an end. In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have burned all my Bucks stuff, including that vintage autographed Moncrief jersey. And getting Michael Carter-Williams’ face tattooed on my back was a bad idea. But what’s done is done. You can’t change…

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Michael Carter-Williams 26 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2013)

Michael Carter-Williams tossed and turned, his sleep troubled by dreams that were not truly his own. “Who are you?” asked the dreamer. “Who do you think I am?” replied the dream-being. “You look like an NBA player. Well, kind of. Your jersey number and color seem to keep changing and your facial features are ever-shifting.”…

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Thaddeus Young 29 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2013)

Thaddeus Young approached Jan Vesely after the game and shook his hand. “Good game, yo. But I gots somethin’ more important to talk about. Word around the locker room is you a bona-fide foodie. Can you hook me up with a good cheesesteak in DC?” Jan nodded eagerly. “Yes. I know all of the best…

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Tony Wroten Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

If you watch this video you will watch history being made. The last three pointer of Tony Wroten’s career. Because there’s no way, NO WAY, that he ever makes another one with the garbled mess of arms and hands that he calls a “shooting form”. People were dissing Michael Carter Williams’ outside shooting coming into…

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Spencer Hawes 24 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2013)

Exultant in victory, Spencer Hawes showered the shower of a champion. He didn’t really feel like talking to any media right now. They would just ask him about “sustained success” and “teamwork”. He could easily spend thirty minutes or an hour just standing here, relishing his team’s win over last years champions, not thinking about…

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Nick Young 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)

Nick Young is a horrible chucker (screw you Firefox spell check chucker is totally a word, here I even looked up the definition “A bowler whose arm action is illegal”. Huh). He is Kobe, if Kobe had his playmaking ability along with almost everything else taken away and was left only with the ability to…

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Evan Turner 23 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2013)

Evan Turner got off the school bus with tears in his eyes. The first day of first grade had been tough. Why didn’t any of the kids like him? He ran into his house, desperate to get away from the taunts and jeers of his schoolmates. “Awww my baby, what’s wrong honey?” his mom cooed…

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Arnett Moultrie Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2013)

“Yo ‘Nett wanna go bowling?” “Drew, man, I don’t know if that’s a good idea. You can barely walk and remember what happened last time? I still hear your screams when I try to sleep.” “Fine I’ll just ask Royal he’s always down for some tenpin action.” “Just don’t let Collins find out he’s already…

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Lavoy Allen Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

The 76ers have had a very disappointing season. Granted, when you replace Andrew Bynum with a motley crew of Spencer Hawes (soft), Lavoy Allen (fat), and Arnett Moultrie (just straight up not any good), you expect a dip in wins. But I don’t know if Bynum’s mangled knees are entirely to blame. They’re just so…

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