Josh Jackson has now scored 25 points in two consecutive games. That’s good news for Suns fans who were maybe moving on from him a little bit and who were preparing to confront the fact that he might be as vital a part of the Suns’ YOUNG CORE as they wished he was. However, buried…
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Kelly Oubre 23 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
Kelly Oubre approached Devin Booker in the locker room after the game. “Hey Devin, I gotta tell you something.” Devin looked up from his phone. “You’re finally gotta smash that lady in the third row behind the bench who’s been making sexy eyes at you ever since you got traded here?” Kelly blinked once, twice….
Read MoreMikal Bridges 20 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Okay, so obviously “Fulton Homes” paid a lot of money to get their name shilled every time the Suns make a three. They had to have, because only a large sum of money could speak strongly enough to the Suns organization to make them willing to ruin the quality of their broadcasts. And, I might…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 25 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Josh Jackson now has the unwelcome distinction of being a player who has gotten fouled on a three-point attempt…and then missed all three free throws. He missed another set of free throws at a different point in the game as well. He’s not even a bad free throw shooter (67% before this game’s 4-of-9 performance…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 17 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
When I see a skinny wing player in the NBA, I just can’t help myself. I have to compare them to Corey Brewer even if they play nothing alike. That’s why I think that the best NBA comparison for Mikal Bridges is Corey Brewer. It’s literally only because they’re both lanky small forwards. Under scrutiny,…
Read MoreJamal Crawford 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
It was brought up during this broadcast that Jamal Crawford is getting very close to Suns commentator Eddie Johnson’s career points total. Barring a season-and-career-ending injury to Crawford within the next 48 hours, I’d say that Crawford will have no trouble surpassing EJ’s total. Before the game, Crawford was at 19170 points. Eddie Johnson was…
Read MoreMikal Bridges 16 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
We’re still waiting on the elusive Mikal Bridges 20-burger. I thought he had a good shot at it after scoring 16 in the first three quarters (for reference, it would take James Harden 3 minutes to score that many points, and it would take Ryan Anderson 2 months). Whenever I start thinking thoughts like that,…
Read MoreDragan Bender 14 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
Okay. So it’s great that Bender has now had four “good” games in a row. They might not have been “good” in the way that a Luka Doncic game is “good”, but scoring in the teens is an accomplishment for Bender, and now he’s probably established himself as a player who deserves more minutes than…
Read MoreElie Okobo 12 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2019)
I have been noticing for a while that French people aren’t doing a good enough job of flocking to my videos and increasing my view counts. Other European countries do just fine, and France used to do a better job of it, but now it’s like they don’t even care about basketball. Evan Fournier? Apparently…
Read MoreDragan Bender 17 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2019)
“Dear Diary, I struggle to believe it, but the young Croatian, Bender, has played passibly well in three consecutive games. In discussions with my predecessors, all are in agreement that this is the longest streak of decent play that he has had in his tragic, unsuccessful career to this point. There is a shared astonishment…
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