The spaceship warped through yet another dimensional crossing-point, but Mirza didn’t even wince as he felt his body broken down and reformed to comply with the similar, yet subtly different, spacetime configuration of the new dimension. Some of the other fighters aboard the ship were new to the experience, and glanced nervously at each other,…
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Alan Williams 13 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
There have been impending signs the past few weeks, but it has finally occurred: Eddie Johnson, the Suns color commentator, has officially lost his marbles. I don’t even know what he’s talking about half the time in this video. Something about pizza coupons? Pinstriped suits? That’s what commentating a losing team will do to a…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 26 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
I’m thinking about making a Mirza Teletovic three-ilation once the season end. A video containing every single three he’s made this year. But right now, it’s only that: a thought. I’m thinking about it. Nothing is certain. Maybe I won’t make it; I’m just not sure how many people would watch it. There’s a lot…
Read MoreArchie Goodwin 24 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2016)
This season has been a revelation for Archie Goodwin. Before this season, his ability to produce on the court was in serious question. Now, it has been revealed that he CAN produce on the court, sometimes. If given enough minutes and the freedom to do whatever he wants on the court. And, the production he…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 21 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
I recently found out about a sweet video that shows Tyson Chandler playing in some kind of high school showcase game (McDonalds All-American? Maybe?) and there’s a part where he just totally whams it on some little person. I don’t exactly feel like going back to find the link, but I would recommend going to…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
Wow, I didn’t realize how bad P.J. Tucker is at scoring (cue Suns fans crying into their whiskey). At 8.8 per 36, he’s worse at putting the ball in the hole than basically (correction: literally) everybody who gets big minutes. He’s worse than Justise Winslow. He’s not worse than Tayshaun Prince, since no rotation player…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 26 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
It has come to my attention that Mirza Teletovic has broken the NBA record for most threes off the bench in a single season. Pretty good! Probably not as impressive as whatever record Stephen Curry is smashing these days, but still, pretty good. It’s not even really a record that should belong to Mirza, since…
Read MoreDevin Booker 34 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2016)
It’s not too late for Devin Booker to win Rookie of the Year. He just needs a little help to do it. If we were talking strictly about in-game performances, then yeah, it’s probably too late for him to be crowned the best rookie. It would take multiple 50-point games for him to be even…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 21 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)
Remember when the Suns lost the LaMarcus Aldridge sweepstakes and their consolation prize was Tyson Chandler? Ha. Haha. There are roughly 26 teams in the league that would be a better fit for Chandler’s services. Basically any team that’s going to the playoffs or has playoff aspirations within the next year. It would also make…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 24 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2016)
Mirza Teletovic vids used to be some of my most consistently viewed. Like, I’d post them, and a couple hours later, after the Bosnians noticed them, they’d have 10,000 views, easy. This happened on a regular basis. That doesn’t happen anymore. Mirza is better than ever, but all the Bosnians have forgotten about him. Are…
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