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Devin Booker 30 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2016)
The tide is shifting perceptibly with regards to Devin Booker: the pendulum of public opinion continues its eternal swing. He has been slightly over-hyped; as a result, some people, instead of being impressed that the youngest player in the association is putting up 30-burgers on a semi-regular basis, are questioning why he isn’t helping the…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 30 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2016)
The Suns mark the third fanbase in a row that has turned on Brandon Knight. I don’t know if it had already happened by the end of last year, but at the beginning of this year they were vocal about their displeasure with him. The Suns needed a passing point guard, and instead they got…
Read MoreDevin Booker 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/23/2016)
Devin Booker knew he wasn’t really supposed to be near the visitors’ locker room. He also knew that this was perhaps his last chance to meet his idol, Kobe Bryant. Given the circumstances, Devin thought he should be allowed a little leeway in terms of where he was and wasn’t supposed to be. He had…
Read MoreJon Leuer 22 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2016)
Leuer Alcindor is quietly having a pretty good season for the not-very-good Suns. It’s a contract year for him, the cap is expanding, and there’s a market for stretch fours. If he was going to pick a time to play well, now would be a good time; he stands to get paid more dollars per…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)
Over a year after introducting my revolutionary “Tucker Rule” in one of my video descriptions, let’s revisit the idea without bias or partisanship. The first thing to remember about the “Tucker Rule” is that it’s not so much of a “rule” as it is an “alternative scoring system”. Basically, you get points for doing stuff…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 21 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/14/2016)
There is no reason, NO REASON, why the Suns can’t have Mirza Teletovic and Devin Booker bomb threes like a certain duo on the Warriors. Not just like that, but times two. Twice the three-pointers. No reason. We all know Mirza can launch from downto(Buck)wn with the best of them. He shoots the second most…
Read MoreAlex Len 26 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
Anyone else getting rookie-year Pau Gasol vibes from Alen Len? Please tell me I’m not the only one, because he is emitting, at least to me, some serious rookie-year Pau Gasol vibes. Seriously. Serious vibes are being emitted and I don’t want to be the one everyone thinks is crazy just because they are the…
Read MoreJon Leuer 19 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2016)
What sort of sick, unfeeling universe do we live in where a replay of Jon Leuer dunking all over Nikola Jokic, so that we might be able to relive the poster party, isn’t even provided? There have been many epistemological arguments for the non-existence of a god. This might be the most conclusive. A hypothetical…
Read MoreDevin Booker Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2016)
Damn. This has passed from ridiculous territory straight into the realm of BANANAS. SO MANY BANANAS. DEVIN BOOKER IS BANANAS. Here’s a scenario: let’s say that he keeps scoring 30-plus for the rest of the year. The whole rest of the year. Every game, Devin Booker scores 30 or more. A few 40-pointers in there…
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