Gerald Green All 57 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)

If Gerald Green dunks it this hard in the NBA, imagine how hard he was dunking during the two years he spent in glorious Russia. Nothing against the guys in the Russian league, I’m sure they ball their hearts out every night, but they probably were no match for Gerald Green’s superhuman jamming prowess. In…

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Archie Goodwin Career High 29 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/16/2014)

It was summertime in Phoenix. Archie Goodwin was, somewhat understandably, not participating in the usual activities of the season. For one thing, it was too hot, and for another, he was lost in thought. He sat facing his TV, but it wasn’t turned on, and hadn’t been since the end of the season. If he…

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Channing Frye 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/12/2014)

Sitting in his Portland apartment, Channing sadly contemplated his unsuccessful career. He was a free agent now, but after scoring a mere four points per game the previous season, he wasn’t even sure if there was a place for him in the NBA anymore. His agent tried to put on a brave face, but Channing…

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Gerald Green 32 Points/1 Self-Oop Full Highlights (4/4/2014)

As a sagacious person once said: “With great power comes great responsibility”. That quote frames nicely my disappointment in Gerald Green tonight. Some may be impressed by his alley-oop to himself off the glass against the Blazers. And to the uninitiated, it certainly was. While he may have been pretty much eating the rim like…

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P.J. Tucker 19 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)

P.J. “Pajamas” Tucker might be one of the least-heralded starters in the NBA. He brings the hustle every night and shoots over 40% from three, but there’s no hype for him. Some possible reasons for this unfortunate state of affairs: -His head is round-looking -He is old (28) and probably won’t improve much past this…

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Gerald Green 33 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)

There are lots of things that could be considered culminations of human achievement. Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel paintings. The Pyramids of Giza. Beethoven’s 9th. Sun Tzu’s Art of War. The Burj Khalifa. The moon landing. Some of these are individual accomplishments, some are group efforts displaying humanity’s limitless potential for cooperation. These and many others are…

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Archie Goodwin Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2014)

Archie Goodwin is an unknown for me. I don’t think I’ve watched him play at all this year until now. So rather than insulting your intelligence by drawing conclusions on his game based on stats, I will simply refrain from mentioning anything other than what he did this game. He can dunk. And shoot threes….

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Ish Smith Career High 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

Ish Smith sat serenely in the sand, letting the desert sun warm his cool body. Here, he could attain peace of mind and equilibrium of body, with nothing but the sky to keep him company. The peyote was taking effect. Behind his eyes, colorful visions intertwined, slowly coalescing into recognizable shapes and forms. Ish could…

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Gerald Green 26 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2014)

Gerald Green is one of the major reasons why the Suns are exceeding expectations. He didn’t do jack last year with the Pacers, but this year is scoring at a decent clip and providing excitement with his huge jams. He might get a little trigger-happy with his jumper but you have to make concessions for…

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Gerald Green 25 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2014)

Gerald Green clambered up to the top of the bookcase. It was easy, even as a three-year-old, since the couch provided a convenient intermediate platform from which to climb even higher. His plan, so far, had executed without hitch; his mom was washing dishes in the kitchen, his dad too busy with the newspaper to…

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