It seems like the Morris twins lead all PFs in the league in taking horrible contested midrange jumpers. When you dribble it the length of the court and pull up in Paul George’s face 18 feet from the basket it is not a good shot. I don’t care if it went in. I guess it’s…
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Gerald Green 30 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2014)
This highlight package is a prefect representation of the current abilities of Gerald Green; threes, dunks, and the occasional swaggy midrange fader. The only problem with this it is the distinct lack of windmill dunks, but he makes up for it with a sick block on MCW. But don’t read too much into it. The…
Read MoreGerald Green 28 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2014)
Gerald Green just absolutely embarrassed Kendall Marshall. Half the clips in this video are of Green abusing Marshall with midrange turnaround jumpers. It was like watching prime Kobe out there. Is this what people were expecting when Gerald was the #1 high-schooler in the country? You also get to see a replay Green hitting his…
Read MoreLeandro Barbosa 21 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2014)
I was not really expecting to do Leandro Barbosa highlights this year. Banished to the hinterlands of Brazil, I figured him to be gone from the NBA for good. But the Suns apparently wanted to bring back good memories from the past in replacing Eric Bledsoe. I must say, Leandro looks pretty good attacking the…
Read MoreChanning Frye 22 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/8/2014)
I already detailed in a previous description how Channing Frye’s heart was cruelly stepped upon by a heartless wench named Clara, and how the succubus herself contributed to Channing’s health issues. But that doesn’t explain the sudden flareup of heart troubles that he experienced before the 2012-2013 season, troubles that kept him relegated to the…
Read MoreIsh Smith 8 Points/8 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/4/2014)
Why would Ishmael “Ish” Smith contract his name in the way he has? Does he not know that the word “ish” is a polite form of the word “shit”? Here’s some example usages: “Imma smoke that dank ish errday.” “Cut that ish out you blithering moron.” “Ish Smith is the most ripped PG in the…
Read MoreChanning Frye 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/4/2014)
I’m not really into the whole “advanced stats” thing, but I’m gonna give it a try here. Channing Frye’s plus-minus was +44 against the Bucks. That means they outscored the Bucks by 44 points during the 32 minutes he was on the court. Goran Dragic played nearly the same amount of minutes, but his plus-minus…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2013)
“He’s straight gangstering” The most ridiculous line ever uttered in the entire course of human history. Eddie Johnson, you should be ashamed of yourself. And it’s not like this was the first time he said it. In fact you could almost consider it one of his catchphrases. There is a reason I don’t listen to…
Read MoreGerald Green 22 Points/6 Threes/0 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2013)
Eric Bledsoe looked at his teammate skeptically. “You sure this thing’s safe? I don’t want to get blown up or nothing.” The contraption in Gerald Green’s hands certainly didn’t exude safety; it was basically a ball of wires and circuit boards, with a few analog radio knobs on the side. “I told you already Eric,…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee 17 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/23/2013)
It’s obvious that the Pacers didn’t know what they had when they included Miles Plumlee as a throw-in on the Luis Scola deal. Which calls into question the quality of their coaching staff and talent evaluators. It wouldn’t be hard to beat out Ian Mahinmi or whoever for backup center minutes, and if he couldn’t…
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