Raul Neto – DownToBuck

Raul Neto Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2021)

https://youtu.be/QeFqBnfS8uM At the risk of sounding like I’m focused on irrelevancies rather than the actual sport of basketball, does anybody else share my opinion that Raul Neto is the most attractive guy currently on the ‘Zards? Scrolling down the list of players that comprise the ‘Zards roster, I can easily picture these dudes in my…

Raul Neto Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2021)

https://youtu.be/wjmzs6tMyko When it comes to Brazilians in the NBA, there isn’t a whole lot to work with. Despite Brazil’s history of producing good NBA players, the current list is rather short: -Bruno Caboclo -Cristiano Felicio -Raul Neto And you can actually take Caboclo off that list because he was waived by the Rockets back in…

Raul Neto Career High 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2020)

https://youtu.be/FHrEIdwvweo Be honest: how many of you, before this video appeared in your YouTube feed, could’ve named the team that Raul Neto was playing for? Note: actual fans of Neto, if any exist, don’t count for the purposes of this exercise. There’s no shame in not realizing that he actually was still in the NBA…

Raul Neto 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/12/2020)

According to Kyle O’Quinn (who has never shown himself to be anything other than a reliable source of information), Raul Neto is the best Monopoly player on the 76ers. Al Horford, meanwhile, is the worst. These tidbits of knowledge are the exact trivia items I need in my life. What could lend more humanity to…

Raul Neto Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

The preferred method of watching this video is to unfocus your eyes and sort of gaze at the screen of your video-viewing device without actually looking specifically at it. If you follow these recommendations, you can pretend that the 76ers’ Raul Neto is one of the following players: -Steve Nash. Nash was known for his…

Raul Neto 16 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2020)

I don’t want to alarm anybody, but I have to share this startling and worrying fact that I just learned about Raul “Brazilian Steve Nash” Neto: He’s already 27 years old. I guess this is what happens when your rookie year happens when you’re 23. You spend a few years adjusting to the league and…

Raul Neto 19 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Brazil-Australia relations have entered a new and unprecedented era of overt hostility thanks to this, dare I say it, DOMINATING display of prodigious point guard play by none other than Brazil’s own Raul Neto. As Neto dominated (there’s that word again, I can’t stop using it) the second quarter against the Warriors, Ben Simmons watched…

Raul Neto Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)

Not only is this a career-high performance for Raul Neto, this is REALLY a career-high performance for Raul Neto. He smashed his old high-water mark of 15, smashed it like a big Brazilian booty, scoring 22 in the absence of Ricky Rubio. I’m looking at Neto right now, and I’m thinking “do the Jizz even…

Raul Neto 15 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

Leandro Barbosa woke up to find himself lying on some sort of table, restrained by straps across his legs, arms, and chest. Trying not to panic, he observed his surroundings in the only way he could, by turning his head first to the left, then to the right, then straight ahead. He was in some…

Raul Neto 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2016)

Raul “Neato” Neto has decided to ditch the clean-shaven look, which made him look like a small child, in favor of a bearded look which makes him look like Ricky Rubio. The change is striking. Since he now looks like he could be a famous actor, he’s probably getting a lot of attention from repressed…