Ryan was falling for only a second before his feet landed on what felt like a dirt surface. He stumbled a little bit, but was uninjured from the fall. “It’s fine, it was a short drop,” he called up to his companions. “Don’t wait,” Devonte called back. “Go!” Ryan felt around for the way forward….
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Ryan Anderson 29 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
OFFICIAL 2015 NBA BEST DIRK-STYLE FADEAWAY SHOOTERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Ryan Anderson 2. Dirk Nowitzki ……. 467. Kendrick Perkins
Read MoreRyan Anderson 31 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
This is what happens when you start Ryan Anderson. He beasts. You can’t tell me that Omer Asik at C and Anthony Davis at PF is a better frontcourt than Davis at C and Ryno at PF. Ryno can’t really play any defense with his pasty, flabby arms and poor lateral quickness, so that’s why…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2016)
Attention white American males: there is a person that shares your skin tone and nationality who, despite him having good games in the NBA on a regular basis, you are not watching highlights of. That player? Ryan Anderson. He’s WHITE. Come on. He’s WHITE and he shoots THREES. You guys frickin’ loved Steve Novak, right?…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Does anybody know if it’s possible to make too many highlight videos in one day? I’m short of breath right now and my skin feels all clammy. I tried to get excited for Ryan Anderson scoring 26 points but all I can think about is how I lost sensation in my toes about an hour…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 26 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
For a while there, it was looking like Will Barton was running away with the Sixth Man of the Year award race. He’s been in a bit of a slump lately, so the door is now open for Ryan Anderson to come on strong and take it from The People’s Champ. 17 points per game…
Read MoreRyan Anderson Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
In honor of Ryan Anderson tying his career high with 36 net-ripping points, let’s take a look back at what I had to say about him the last time he scored that many, back in late 2013: “Ryan Anderson is a maniac.” Can’t disagree with that assertion. “A total maniac.” Yup, as evidenced by that…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 32 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2016)
This video is pretty good. Great, even. Features lots of sweet Ryan Anderson buckets. Step backs, threes, a dunk-type-thing, it’s really a nice representation of his game. There’s only one problem. See that kid sitting on the left baseline, freaking out when Ryno makes a shot? Yeah, that one. He’s a great addition to the…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/20/2015)
The Voodoo Queen’s dying screams finally subsided, and as they did, Ryan felt his mind clear, as if freed from the oppressive presence of a foreign consciousness. That was strange, he thought, because if the Queen had been controlling his thoughts, and he had just killed her… “That was some pretty good aim, dog,” Devonte…
Read MoreRyan Anderson 30 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)
THE STORY SO FAR: Ryan Anderson, guided by some malicious inner voice, builds an arm-mounted flamethrower with which he incinerates all of his teammates. Returning back to his apartment, he sees a name stamped on the device. The Smoothie King is the one who has taken control of his mind! Simultaneously, Ryan is cornered by…
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