Sacramento Kings – Page 12

Buddy Hield 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2019)

Lately I’ve been having bad dreams about what transpired in the zoo parking lot on that fateful night a few months ago. The short version of the story is, I took me and Buddy (my twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed purple plastic naked sentient statue of Buddy Hield) to the big zoo in the big city to play…

De’Aaron Fox 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2019)

Instead of focusing on the epic (I hate to use that word, but it fits here, ancient Greek poets would have a field day with this) 4th-quarter collapse of the Kings, where they gave up a 25 point lead and De’Aaron Fox didn’t do much of anything, let’s focus on the good stuff that happened…

Marvin Bagley 28 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2019)

When a rookie has a field goal percentage above 50%, I am 50% more likely to be a fan of that rookie over other rookies who don’t shoot as well from the field. That’s because I’m a simpleton who likes stats that are direct analogues to real-world occurrences (with the exception being win-shares; win-shares don’t…

Marvin Bagley 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)

One of the best things you can say about Marvin Bagley right now, and there are a lot of them, is that if you aren’t paying real close attention, he kinda looks like Karl-Anthony Towns. He’s KAT with a hair puff on top. Their respective games aren’t very similar other than that they’re both bigs…

Harry Giles 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/17/2019)

Even after today’s dominating win against the Bulls, the Kings are an extreme long shot to make the playoffs. So extreme that the possibility isn’t really worth mentioning it anymore. It was fun while it lasted, the concept of the widely-believed-to-be-the-worst-team-in-the-league-before-the-season Kings making the ‘offs while the Lakers with LeBron “guaranteed Finals appearance” James missed…

Buddy Hield 34 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2019)

I’m so conflicted right now. So, on one hand, I’ve got computational hardware in my possession that is so unbelievably powerful that, if I used it to mine Bitcoin, I would never have to worry about money ever again in my life. Assuming that I would mine close to 100% of the Bitcoin remaining to…

De’Aaron Fox 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

Why do the Kings keep losing? I was looking forward to them making the eighth seed and breaking their neverending pattern of badness that has persisted since I started really paying attention to the NBA about a decade ago. This loss puts them squarely at .500, but being squarely at .500 isn’t good enough in…

De’Aaron Fox 30 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

I haven’t made a De’Aaron Fox highlight video for over a month. I was sort of aware that I hadn’t made a video for him in a while, but that was fine by me because highlight videos for him are always high-effort affairs. With him, you get lots of points, lots of free-throws, lots of…

Buddy Hield 28 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2019)

A few days ago, I put Buddy (my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield) to work making me a whole bunch of extremely high-end graphics cards for me to mine Bitcoin with, as well as a server-class motherboard to house all the cards. Well, that part of my plot to become a…

Harry Giles 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/4/2019)

The following DTB QUICK QUIZ will have four multiple-choice questions. Post your answers to the questions in the comments below. If you get even one of them wrong, I will notify YouTube administrators (who I am good friends with) to delete your YouTube account forever and also ban you from Instagram too. So make sure…