Sacramento Kings – Page 17

Buddy Hield 28 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

The whole ride back from the zoo, Buddy kept giggling happily to himself, thinking about the little goats he had seen there. Since he’s just a 3D-printed plastic figurine, albeit 12-feet-tall, it should have been disconcerting that he was making noise and moving on his own, but I’ve long ago accepted the fact that my…

De’Aaron Fox 28 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/19/2018)

Thanks to basketball-reference, a website without which I would probably die, I just found out that today is De’Aaron Fox turned 21 years old today. In America, a person’s 21st birthday means a lot because it’s the age when you can legally drink alcoholic beverages. So, when the clock struck midnight, Fox magically transformed from…

Buddy Hield Career High 37 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/19/2018)

The sirens were getting louder and I knew that we had to get out of that zoo parking lot before we were found there. I turned that van and started driving towards the exit, taking care to avoid the mutilated bodies that littered the pavement, but it then occurred to me that, by leaving via…

Harry Giles 13 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

This was a great chance for Harry Giles to show his stuff. With the Kings getting their butt kicked hard right from the get-go, and with Dave Joerger making a point to the starters (I don’t know what kind of point, but it was definitely something) by benching them for the vast majority of the…

Buddy Hield 28 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

I was standing there in the middle of the zoo parking lot, surrounded by five men who were equipped with various types of firearms. I couldn’t see them very clearly; it was still nighttime and the parking lot was poorly lit. About fifty feet away I could see the moving van that would have been…

De’Aaron Fox 28 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

Here’s a pro-tip if you’re feeling down: search for pictures of tarsiers on the internet. Let me repeat it because phrasing is important: on the internet, search for pictures of tarsiers. I doubt you will find many pictures of tarsiers sitting down at a tarsier-sized computer or using their little tarsier-sized mobile phone and looking…

Buddy Hield 27 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Me and my 12-foot-tall purple 3D-printed naked plastic statue of Buddy Hield just stood there in the trees by the zoo parking lot as we heard the man give directions to several other men on how to bury whatever it was they were burying. “Can’t you assholes dig faster?” asked the voice in an annoyed…

De’Aaron Fox 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

The last bucket you see in this video, De’Aaron Fox hitting a pull-up midrange jimbo, represents the only points the Kings scored in the last 4 minutes of this game. The Warriors scored 17 points in the same stretch and ended up winning by five. Tragedy! There’s nothing worse as a fan than watching a…

Nemanja Bjelica 18 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

A win against a full-strength Warriors squad would’ve been great for the somehow-pretty-decent Kings. Unfortunately, they came up just short. Still a success in a way, but in the end it goes down as a loss in the official records. I’m just going to say what everyone watching this video is thinking right now: the…

Bogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2018)

With his fifteen points per game, we can OFFICIALLY add Bogdan Bogdanovic to the list of candidates for 6MOTY man of the year. He’s only started two games out of the sixteen he’s played in so I’m pretty sure he qualifies. I don’t actually have a physical list of candidates to refer to; I know…