Kyle Anderson is getting into the “grow a beard to look more manly” trend of two years ago and, surprise, it looks like trash. Maybe he thinks that if he grows enough pubey beard hair, he can have it transplanted onto that big empty spot on his forehead. Honestly, that’s the only explanation I can…
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Manu Ginobili 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
Manu Ginobili needs to do everything in his power to get another Argentine player on the Spurs. He’s got a lot of respect, and therefore, a lot of clout, in the Spurs organization, so he should be able to get it done as long as he’s persistent enough. I’m thinking he should start by speaking…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 23 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
I really, really want to complain about Bryn “Brynk of Insanity” Forbes not getting enough minutes, but even I can’t carp about his playing time. With this confidence from the coaching staff, it is now up to him to go out there and do the things that he was doing in Summer League. That means…
Read MoreDejounte Murray 19 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
Dejounte Murray: best rebounding guard in the league? Russell Westbrook doesn’t count because he’s a statpadder and everyone knows it. Murray might be a statpadder, but even if he is, no one but Spurs fans would be aware. So he wins. He is the best rebounding guard in the league. If he could shoot the…
Read MorePatty Mills 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
Patty Mills’ face is unsettling to me. Look at the thumbnail; can you honestly say you too are not discomforted? There is no light shining in those eyes, no spirit contained in that haunted visage. The problem is, I’m pretty sure, is that his eyes are way sunken in there. Does he have any peripheral…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2018)
A Davis Bertans three-ilation would be just about the wettest thing ever, I think. So many of his triples rip twine hard after soaring like 100 feet into the air. I was going to create such a video for last season before things beyond my control put a stop to it, but I plan to…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 18 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2018)
When I think of Bryn “Brynk of Insanity” Forbes, my mind immediately jumps to the other Forbes that I remember being in the NBA (and, as it turns out, the only other Forbes to ever suit up for an NBA team), the immortal Gary Forbes. And once I think of Gary Forbes, I start thinking…
Read MoreDavis Bertans Career High 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/8/2018)
Even the Spurs commentators agree with me (and probably with you as well, since you’re watching this video): Davis “Bobblehead” Bertans needs more touches, more playing time, more everything. When even the homer commentators are begging for a player to get more minutes, you know it’s true. It’s one thing for me (who has a…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/7/2018)
I said last game that I was worried that it might be the last time we saw vintage Manu Ginobili. Forget I said that. That was stupid of me to say. It was stupid of me to insinuate that Father Time could ever claim him. After tonight, I think he can play as long as…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 16 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2018)
I’m never not going to be hyped for Bryn Forbes. He’s like what we’d be seeing with Devin Booker right now if he was on a team that was a contender instead of a team that only wants to develop players. I’m exaggerating, but not even by that much. Booker had the keys to the…
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