Patty Mills 16 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2016)

This first round sucks. Did everybody forget how to shoot or what? Under no circumstances should Patty Mills’ 16 points be the highest scoring output in the entire game. Somebody tell the coaches to stop coaching so much defense. Maybe tell the refs to do something about it too. Adam Silver himself should have jogged…

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Boban Marjanovic Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2016)

The Spurs blew their load too early. They played Boban Marjanovic way too much during the regular season; It’s likely too late for them to unleash him as their secret weapon during the playoffs… Or is it? I don’t want to divulge everything right now, since I am currently employed as a playoffs consultant for…

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Jonathon Simmons 17 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2016)

This doesn’t have much to do with Jonathon Simmons, but does anyone else think that the Spurs have a good shot to beat the Warriors in the playoffs (assuming they meet)? Not just a good shot, but like over a 50 percent chance of winning a series? There are other people out there who share…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2016)

This is not the offensive explosion I hoped for when Popovich placed Boban Marjanovic in the starting lineup. 13 points isn’t BAD, per se, but, being the optimist that I am, I anticipated more. I guess things just don’t come as easy against starters as they do against 4th-quarter scrub units. That’s the main issue…

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Boban Marjanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2016)

It’s been a while since we’ve experienced a good amount of Boban Marjanovic action, but things seem to be the same with him as they always were. He still makes opposing defenders look like children. He still can score in a surprising variety of ways. His ears are still large. And the Spurs’ announcers still…

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Aron Baynes Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2016)

“That’s it!” Aron Baynes announced as he threw down the paint brush, having just finished painting an image of himself performing a chokeslam on Hulk Hogan. “The Baynes Bus Mk.III is ready to roll!”. He looked around at the interior of his completed creation, smiling broadly. “Ain’t she a beaut? Henry? I SAID, ain’t she…

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David West 18 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2016)

When an NBA player gets old, that gives him license to start chasing rings. If you know you only have a few years left before your body disintegrates, you don’t want to be part of a rebuilding effort. And you definitely don’t want to be part of a mediocre eighth seed team. You want to…

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Patty Mills 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/21/2016)

We can all agree that there are certain players who we only watch for certain reasons. DeAndre Jordan for alley-oops. Kobe Bryant for turnaround jumpers. Pau Gasol for complaining to the refs and making funny faces. Blake Griffin for punching equipment staff. If those players aren’t doing those things, then it’s not even any fun…

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Patty Mills 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)

Do Australians even have the delicious burger/sandwich known as the “Patty Melt”? (the basketball player “Patty Mills” isn’t the same, notice the hard “T” sound.) Or is that only an American thing? Well, in the interest of cross-cultural enlightenment, I’m gonna assume that they don’t, and that they need to be made aware of this…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)

The Spurs are readying themselves for a post-Duncan future by investing resources into developing Boban Marjanovic into the center of the future. He walks along a well-trod path. Other centers of the future that they have developed include: DeJuan Blair Felton Spencer Antonio McDyess Rasho Nesterovic Ian Mahinmi Cherokee Parks (LOL) Tiago Splitter Jackie Butler…

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