I never watched The Matrix, because I’m always too busy making highlights, but allegedly, that movie portrays reality as nothing but an illusion that we are all plugged into. Then you can either take the blue pill to remain blissfully ignorant, or the red pill, which will rip away the curtain to reveal the ugly…
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Shawn Marion 20 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2014)
Out of all the Mavericks players, Shawn Marion seems to be most excited in those lame parody videos that the Mavs media team is always cooking up. You can tell Dirk’s just annoyed, but Shawn’s always giving it his all. I admire that. It takes a lot of cojones to throw your pride out the…
Read MoreShawn Marion 32 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/30/2013)
Shawn Marion is many things. All-Star. Illinoisan. Olympian. Male. Champion. But is he a Hall-of-Famer? Some would say no. But those people are wrong. So wrong, in fact, that I do not need to go into detail about the ways in which they are wrong because the wrongness is so self evidently wrong. The correct…
Read MoreShawn Marion 20 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2012)
Is Shawn Marion the craftiest shooter in the league? That’s a stupid question. Of course he is. For a guy whose jumper is shot from in front of his face, he sure manages to score a lot of points. ~~~~flashback to middle school~~~~ “Coach! Travis keeps blocking my shots! Make him stop!” “Now Shawn, if…
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